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60 things a woman should do! 1. Date a younger man.
2. Allow your chewy, salty heart to be marinated in the tender juices of a younger man’s obsession. 3. Ride a train through Europe (better yet, the Orient Express) 4. Say grace to the Goddess 5. Vote from lust. 6. Tell Richard Simmons to just shut up and sit down 7. Run for office, win and then resign in a grand gesture of moral indigestion. 8. Sing to a child. 9.Sing to a dying parent. 10. Buy a really expensive, well-made pair of boots. 11. Go a month without shaving your legs. 12. Write your own erotica. 13. Audition for local theater. 14. Get published. 15. Teach someone, besides a child, to read. 16. Don’t think one judgmental thought for a day. Okay, an hour. 17. Learn a few choice phrases in French or Russian to use when flirting or angry. 18. Ride a motorcycle alone across the Nevada desert. 19. Stay in a convent for a week. 20. Wear a fedora in public. 21. Be someone’s fairy godmother. 22. Flirt with a stewardess just for the hell of it. 23. Serve something flambé. 24. Learn to belly dance and integrate it into your lovemaking. 25. Play the sax or cello or learn at least one aria or gospel song. 26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you. 27. Refuse to settle down. 28. Tell only the truth to a child. 29. Whisper your darkest secrets to a beloved tree. 30. Let someone make love to you in a fragrant field of sweetgrass at dusk in late summer. 31. Rent a luxury hotel room for a night alone. 32. Adopt a hairstyle you know everyone will hate but you like anyway. 33. Make friends with silence and solitude without having to get sick first. 34. Write a love letter that you know has the power to change someone’s life. 35. Accept your luminous, inimitable talents. 36. Cry in the rain. 37. Smuggle good scotch to your (or someone’s) dad in the nursing home. 38. Start a food fight. 39. Practice telepathy with your cat. 40. Have a nude portrait of yourself done by a sensitive female photographer. 41. Go gray for a month. 42. Dance under a full moon with a bunch of cackling women. 43. Read a book on astrophysics or molecular biology from cover to cover. 44. Realize you are not your body. 45. Make a list of all your female ancestors and mentors and make an altar in their honor. 46. Be the boss of someone who is bigger and has a deeper voice than you. 47. Rent a tuxedo. 48. Do Stevie Nicks on karaoke – sober. 49. Read James Joyce to telemarketers. 50. Stick your nose where it doesn’t belong to stop child or animal abuse. 51. Eschew a job for a career. 52. Eschew a career for a life. 53. Buy yourself one significant piece of original art. 54. Kiss a girl. 55. Lead a protest or commit an act of civil disobedience. 56. Forgive the unforgivable. 57. Drop cable to spend the money on a $50 bottle of champagne once a month. 58. Abandon self-doubt. 59. Embrace change. 60. Give birth to your heart’s deepest desire and develop post-natal amnesia about the pain so you can do it again and again.. And discuss! Love it or shove it! | |
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I got 29 covered I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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This sounds like Sex In The City Talk without the naughty things
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Ex-Moderator | 1. Date a younger man.
2. Allow your chewy, salty heart to be marinated in the tender juices of a younger man’s obsession. 3. Ride a train through Europe (better yet, the Orient Express) done! 4. Say grace to the Goddess 5. Vote from lust. 6. Tell Richard Simmons to just shut up and sit down 7. Run for office, win and then resign in a grand gesture of moral indigestion. no way, I'd take the office. 8. Sing to a child. done! 9.Sing to a dying parent. 10. Buy a really expensive, well-made pair of boots. done! 11. Go a month without shaving your legs. done! 12. Write your own erotica. done. 13. Audition for local theater. 14. Get published. working on it 15. Teach someone, besides a child, to read. 16. Don’t think one judgmental thought for a day. Okay, an hour. that's pretty easy 17. Learn a few choice phrases in French or Russian to use when flirting or angry. done! 18. Ride a motorcycle alone across the Nevada desert. 19. Stay in a convent for a week. no thanks! 20. Wear a fedora in public. i think maybe I've done that... 21. Be someone’s fairy godmother. I was a fairy gothmother once, does that count? 22. Flirt with a stewardess just for the hell of it. 23. Serve something flambé. do flaming shots count? 24. Learn to belly dance and integrate it into your lovemaking. I was gonna take belly dancing lessons! I don't remember why I didn't persue it further... 25. Play the sax or cello or learn at least one aria or gospel song. I've sung 2 different parts of Handel's Messiah in public, I think that counts. 26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you. ooh... 27. Refuse to settle down. done! 28. Tell only the truth to a child. done! 29. Whisper your darkest secrets to a beloved tree. 30. Let someone make love to you in a fragrant field of sweetgrass at dusk in late summer. 31. Rent a luxury hotel room for a night alone. done! 32. Adopt a hairstyle you know everyone will hate but you like anyway. done! 33. Make friends with silence and solitude without having to get sick first. done! 34. Write a love letter that you know has the power to change someone’s life. 35. Accept your luminous, inimitable talents. working on that one 36. Cry in the rain. done! 37. Smuggle good scotch to your (or someone’s) dad in the nursing home. 38. Start a food fight. done! 39. Practice telepathy with your cat. done! 40. Have a nude portrait of yourself done by a sensitive female photographer. 41. Go gray for a month. not yet, but I plan on it 42. Dance under a full moon with a bunch of cackling women. done 43. Read a book on astrophysics or molecular biology from cover to cover. 44. Realize you are not your body. working on it 45. Make a list of all your female ancestors and mentors and make an altar in their honor. no room in my studio apartment 46. Be the boss of someone who is bigger and has a deeper voice than you. done! 47. Rent a tuxedo. 48. Do Stevie Nicks on karaoke – sober. no sober karaoke for me, thanks. 49. Read James Joyce to telemarketers. 50. Stick your nose where it doesn’t belong to stop child or animal abuse. 51. Eschew a job for a career. working on it 52. Eschew a career for a life. i like my life already. 53. Buy yourself one significant piece of original art. done! 54. Kiss a girl. done. 55. Lead a protest or commit an act of civil disobedience. done! 56. Forgive the unforgivable. that's a tough one 57. Drop cable to spend the money on a $50 bottle of champagne once a month. i already don't have cable so I can keep myself in expensive flavored vodkas, does that count? 58. Abandon self-doubt. that's a tough one too 59. Embrace change. always! 60. Give birth to your heart’s deepest desire and develop post-natal amnesia about the pain so you can do it again and again.. not for me, thanks. |
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CarrieMpls said: 12. Write your own erotica.
done. Was it about us? | |
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Ex-Moderator | althom said: CarrieMpls said: 12. Write your own erotica.
done. Was it about us? |
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CarrieMpls said: althom said: Was it about us? | |
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Ex-Moderator | althom said: CarrieMpls said: |
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althom said: CarrieMpls said: | |
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I LIKE THEM ALL....Hope theres enough time... May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love. | |
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althom said: CarrieMpls said: 12. Write your own erotica.
done. Was it about us? Org porn! "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you.
Haven't doen it, but this is fucking brilliant! "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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MsSmartypants said: 1. Date a younger man. Done & Done 2. Allow your chewy, salty heart to be marinated in the tender juices of a younger man’s obsession. Done 3. Ride a train through Europe (better yet, the Orient Express) Done (Europe not the OE) 4. Say grace to the Goddess. 5. Vote from lust. 6. Tell Richard Simmons to just shut up and sit down. But he makes me laugh!! 7. Run for office, win and then resign in a grand gesture of moral indigestion. Not today... 8. Sing to a child. Do it often but they always tell me to stop???? 9.Sing to a dying parent. 10. Buy a really expensive, well-made pair of boots. Done x 5 11. Go a month without shaving your legs. Done 12. Write your own erotica. As he entered the room she felt his..... 13. Audition for local theater. Maybe later 14. Get published. Done 15. Teach someone, besides a child, to read. On the to do list 16. Don’t think one judgmental thought for a day. Okay, an hour. ... starting from now.... 17. Learn a few choice phrases in French or Russian to use when flirting or angry. Does Italian count? 18. Ride a motorcycle alone across the Nevada desert. Can I just ride my bike to the local store? 19. Stay in a convent for a week. Pass 20. Wear a fedora in public. Not quite sure what that is but sure why not 21. Be someone’s fairy godmother. Done 22. Flirt with a stewardess just for the hell of it. Flying off soon might try it 23. Serve something flambé. Does burnt toast count? 24. Learn to belly dance and integrate it into your lovemaking. Done 25. Play the sax or cello or learn at least one aria or gospel song. 26. Interview three plastic surgeons and tell them why your body’s flaws are precious to you. But they may convince me otherwise (Im easily swayed ) 27. Refuse to settle down. Done 28. Tell only the truth to a child. Always 29. Whisper your darkest secrets to a beloved tree. 30. Let someone make love to you in a fragrant field of sweetgrass at dusk in late summer. Thats beautiful 31. Rent a luxury hotel room for a night alone. Done 32. Adopt a hairstyle you know everyone will hate but you like anyway. Done 33. Make friends with silence and solitude without having to get sick first. Done 34. Write a love letter that you know has the power to change someone’s life. 35. Accept your luminous, inimitable talents. Working on it 36. Cry in the rain. Done 37. Smuggle good scotch to your (or someone’s) dad in the nursing home. Smuggled chocolate mud cake to my gran we shared it and had the greatest giggles like two little kids 38. Start a food fight. Done 39. Practice telepathy with your cat. My dog wont let me 40. Have a nude portrait of yourself done by a sensitive female photographer. But Im so shy 41. Go gray for a month. Too young for that just yet 42. Dance under a full moon with a bunch of cackling women. Ummm... No 43. Read a book on astrophysics or molecular biology from cover to cover. Id rather poke myself in the eye with a toothpick! 44. Realize you are not your body. But we get along so well together. 45. Make a list of all your female ancestors and mentors and make an altar in their honor. Mantle is covered with pics 46. Be the boss of someone who is bigger and has a deeper voice than you. Done 47. Rent a tuxedo. But they make me look so boxy 48. Do Stevie Nicks on karaoke – sober. 49. Read James Joyce to telemarketers. 50. Stick your nose where it doesn’t belong to stop child or animal abuse. Done 51. Eschew a job for a career. Done 52. Eschew a career for a life. Done 53. Buy yourself one significant piece of original art. Done 54. Kiss a girl. Done 55. Lead a protest or commit an act of civil disobedience. Done 56. Forgive the unforgivable. Done 57. Drop cable to spend the money on a $50 bottle of champagne once a month. I dont have cable. 58. Abandon self-doubt. Thats kinda hard but Iam working on it 59. Embrace change. 60. Give birth to your heart’s deepest desire and develop post-natal amnesia about the pain so you can do it again and again.. Let me think about it And discuss! | |
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