Still. . .laughing. . .

Just the image of you whacking the kid upside the head with a bag of rolls. . . oh. . . oh dear. . .


Heavenly is right. Should have hit Mom next.

SnowQueen said:

carving my likeness into the wall with a dull razor

IstenSzek said:

I can just picture it: She'll be all crazyeyed and sweaty, hair a wild tangled greasy mess on her head, breathing hard and grunting and muttering under her breath as obsessively carves your detailed image into her cell wall with the handle of an old rusty spoon she pilfered from the prison kitchen (no razors, not even dull ones! not where she'll be! )

Also the prison won't understand why it is she flies into inexplicable rages whenever she is served a hamburger on a sesame bun.

Also the prison won't understand why it is she flies into inexplicable rages whenever she is served a hamburger on a sesame bun.

Um yeah.....no, it's never okay to strike a child in anger.

"you are a big homo"

Pearle said:

Bullshit...
No one is too young or too old to be striken, if a kid wants to play rough it should expect to be treated rough...

Neversin.

SELL THE CHILDREN!!!!

subhuman09 said:

Pearle said:

I'm not saying your own.

Um yeah.....no, it's never okay to strike a child in anger. Maybe a better course of action would have been to move to another check out. Or better yet, slap that cow of a mother up side the head!

(sorry someone had to say it)

Pearle said:

Sorry but that's some wishy washy shit. I can't stand it when people bring there bad ass kids to the store and expect others to make compensations for the fact that THEY don't have the backbone to make their kids mind.

I am VERY respectful of the thoughts and feelings of children, whether they are mine or not, but does that mean they get to physically harm someone? And because they were "bored" No.

Setting limits for your child regarding their behavior is not abuse. And bad behavior is not something that has to be tolerated. Would I have hit someone else's child, no. But would I have told the mother to wake up and get her kid off me.

I just went to the store to get some food and there was this
absolutely revolting child from hell.

Whilst I was getting my stuff, I had already spotted her as
she ramshacked through the store, pulling stuff out of the
isles and screaming her head off.

Mother, fcuz, was a doozer, steady snoozing her way through
the grocery shopping. an autopilot

Just my luck they ended up being right in front of me at the
cash register. Mom was unloading her shoppingcart of it's
389 items, one item a time, a minute a piece.

So this little devil spawn first became and then she
started looking for something to divert her attention since
mom was obviously not listening.

The object of her newfound affection turned out to be me. As
I felt goosebumps rise on my back and the hair stand up on the
back of my neck, this little psycho eyed me with an look
and then proceded to kick me in the ankle with the force of a
grown man.

I shouted "Hey, don't do that" as I grabbed my ankle and then
she kicked my other leg. It was like a bad cartoon man.

Mom pretended not to notice. So I pulled her jacket and said
"hey, listen your kid is kicking me pretty fucking devilishly
in the shins, aren't you gonna say nothing?"

mom just went

"I didn't see anything" was the replied that came from this
wombat of a woman. Then she just turned again and kept slugging
her stuff onto the conveyor belt.

all the time, the kid just stood there being

As soon as she'd turned around, the kid decided it would be fun
to tick me off some more. So she spat out her gum into her hand
and proceded to push it into my jacket along with a hand full
of her devil phlegm.

Inside my head a voice was now steadily and loudly yelling at me
"SERENITY NOW - SERENITY NOW - SERENITY NOW"

I felt myself going

So I tried to reason with her once more and said "please, don't
do that, I haven't done anything to upset you so why do you hit
me like that and now you put gum on my jacket. I think that is
a very nasty thing to do and I don't like it".

her double reply to this:



I tried to control my anger, but alas, it was too late and I got
a big bag of sesame bunns from my cart and gave the little fuckster
a right big thump on the side of the head, which swerved her off
balance and made her land on the floor.

There, I thought, that will teach you. But no, to my surprise
she didn't heave a sigh but simply got up and spat at me!!!



a big fat wallop of spit dripping down my stomach.

She quickly turned around to face her mom, waiting for me to yell,
fcuz and then to act all innocent as if she'd done nothing.

But I said to myself, "alright you little devil's bitch, I can
play that game if you can". And so I very carefully grabbed a
strand of her hair, about 6 or 7 hairs in total and janked them
out of the back of her head.



She belted out so loud at this unexpected strike that the whole
damn store stopped breathing.

Except for her mother who just went

When mom had finally payed for the shopping, the kid turned to
me one final time and said "you are a big homo"



I just got back home and I'm still telling myself "SERENITY NOW"
damn I should have just got a big pot of vegetables or ketchup
or something and thrown it all over the little psycho.

Is that wrong of me? And was it wrong to punch her upside the
head with a bag of breadrolls?

I hope not because somewhere deep inside I'm still wishing I'd
have hit her with a frozen leg of lamb


[Edited 1/20/05 10:34am]

It's just so heart warming to come into this place and see everyone condoning the physical assault of children. It treally warms my heart.

This neglected child (which she surely is) is a product or her terrible parents. The reaction of the mother to this commotion speaks volumes.

I guess hitting a neglected child teaches her a real lesson in how society works. I'm sure she'll remember that when she get her next beating.

bkw said:

I hate it when you talk sense

Here! Have some of these ----->

We'll soon have you back to normal again

senik said:

Thanks man

Listen, I understand that the child was a right little shit, but all I kept thinking about was the action (or lack of) by the mother. Her lack of action makes it clear why the kid acts that appallingly. No ammount of physical abuse is going to help that child, no matter how amusing it may seem when delivered in this cartoonish description.