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Concentration test for the guys NSFW | |
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ellieadore said: GOT TO PUT NOT SAFE FOR WORK HONEY!!!! | |
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"Where's the ball?"
I didn't care after the game started. | |
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I found the ball correctly, first go...
I must be getting porn-fatigue | |
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RocknRollDave said: I found the ball correctly, first go...
I must be getting porn-fatigue no you can just multi task!!! | |
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RocknRollDave said: I found the ball correctly, first go...
I must be getting porn-fatigue Time for your tablet dear | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollDave said: I found the ball correctly, first go...
I must be getting porn-fatigue no you can just multi task!!! Multi task you obviously haven't seen my work-Org ratio | |
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RocknRollDave said: ella731 said: no you can just multi task!!! Multi task you obviously haven't seen my work-Org ratio I mean you can watch porn and be semi productive | |
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ellieadore said: RocknRollDave said: I found the ball correctly, first go...
I must be getting porn-fatigue Time for your tablet dear What, is this a test? You want me to name the film the phrase comes from?! I think it was "Matron's Melons Volume 4" Am I close..? | |
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RocknRollDave said: ellieadore said: Time for your tablet dear What, is this a test? You want me to name the film the phrase comes from?! I think it was "Matron's Melons Volume 4" Am I close..? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollDave said: Multi task you obviously haven't seen my work-Org ratio I mean you can watch porn and be semi productive Is that a direct order? In that case, it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it..... | |
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Well i did the test lots of times and still can't find the damn ball....
maybe things are looking up and I'm turning into a lesbian | |
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lollyp0p said: Well i did the test lots of times and still can't find the damn ball....
maybe things are looking up and I'm turning into a lesbian If you leave men out of the equation, who's gonna hold the coats when you go rock climbing? | |
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RocknRollDave said: lollyp0p said: Well i did the test lots of times and still can't find the damn ball....
maybe things are looking up and I'm turning into a lesbian If you leave men out of the equation, who's gonna hold the coats when you go rock climbing? hey if i do leave men out of the equation, i guess men need some use, they can still hold my coat.... thinking of the cute ski instructor who stopped me falling on my bottom last night maybe there is hope for men after all I WANT TO MEET YOUR WIFE do you think she would come and play with me (i mean at sports ) | |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollDave said: If you leave men out of the equation, who's gonna hold the coats when you go rock climbing? hey if i do leave men out of the equation, i guess men need some use, they can still hold my coat.... thinking of the cute ski instructor who stopped me falling on my bottom last night maybe there is hope for men after all I WANT TO MEET YOUR WIFE do you think she would come and play with me (i mean at sports ) Um, you know, by the sound of it, you'd get on like a house on fire. Only she doesn't go bowling cos she has a bad back, which she says bowling makes worse (and by coincidence she is shit at bowling and is a very competitive bad loser )...funnily enough, that doesn't somehow also rule out doing vodka-inspired gambols into the fireplace at home... ..or climbing around on things like she is a two-year old on Sunny Delight overdose after a few lines of coke and a case of Red Bull. um or something Still, I enjoy looking after the coats. Coats are nice. I'd get cold without mine, for a start.... | |
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RocknRollDave said: lollyp0p said: hey if i do leave men out of the equation, i guess men need some use, they can still hold my coat.... thinking of the cute ski instructor who stopped me falling on my bottom last night maybe there is hope for men after all I WANT TO MEET YOUR WIFE do you think she would come and play with me (i mean at sports ) Um, you know, by the sound of it, you'd get on like a house on fire. Only she doesn't go bowling cos she has a bad back, which she says bowling makes worse (and by coincidence she is shit at bowling and is a very competitive bad loser )...funnily enough, that doesn't somehow also rule out doing vodka-inspired gambols into the fireplace at home... ..or climbing around on things like she is a two-year old on Sunny Delight overdose after a few lines of coke and a case of Red Bull. um or something Still, I enjoy looking after the coats. Coats are nice. I'd get cold without mine, for a start.... the thing is I'm really competitive too so i bet we would end up fighting over who went faster, who got to the top first or who was the last one standing never mind she sounds like my kinda girl!! well apart from the no bowling part | |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollDave said: Um, you know, by the sound of it, you'd get on like a house on fire. Only she doesn't go bowling cos she has a bad back, which she says bowling makes worse (and by coincidence she is shit at bowling and is a very competitive bad loser )...funnily enough, that doesn't somehow also rule out doing vodka-inspired gambols into the fireplace at home... ..or climbing around on things like she is a two-year old on Sunny Delight overdose after a few lines of coke and a case of Red Bull. um or something Still, I enjoy looking after the coats. Coats are nice. I'd get cold without mine, for a start.... the thing is I'm really competitive too so i bet we would end up fighting over who went faster, who got to the top first or who was the last one standing never mind she sounds like my kinda girl!! well apart from the no bowling part No, you see she never actually loses, because she just changes the rules to fit around however well she is doing..... | |
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RocknRollDave said: lollyp0p said: the thing is I'm really competitive too so i bet we would end up fighting over who went faster, who got to the top first or who was the last one standing never mind she sounds like my kinda girl!! well apart from the no bowling part No, you see she never actually loses, because she just changes the rules to fit around however well she is doing..... I like her more each minute, and now i know why she puts up with you so you can look after her bag and coat | |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollDave said: No, you see she never actually loses, because she just changes the rules to fit around however well she is doing..... I like her more each minute, and now i know why she puts up with you so you can look after her bag and coat It does worry me sometimes when she summons me over with a call of "Jeeves, get the car, I need to go somewhere..and do hurry man, tsk....One struggles to get the staff these days, really..." Some days she actually gets my name right, though* (*though not at the altar, if you recall) | |
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RocknRollDave said: lollyp0p said: I like her more each minute, and now i know why she puts up with you so you can look after her bag and coat It does worry me sometimes when she summons me over with a call of "Jeeves, get the car, I need to go somewhere..and do hurry man, tsk....One struggles to get the staff these days, really..." Some days she actually gets my name right, though* (*though not at the altar, if you recall) you should think yourself lucky she even bothers to talk to you, she could just use you like a coat stand and throw items at you | |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollDave said: It does worry me sometimes when she summons me over with a call of "Jeeves, get the car, I need to go somewhere..and do hurry man, tsk....One struggles to get the staff these days, really..." Some days she actually gets my name right, though* (*though not at the altar, if you recall) you should think yourself lucky she even bothers to talk to you, she could just use you like a coat stand and throw items at you She DOES , bless her cotton socks | |
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