A friend sent me this in email

The Psychic Class may be postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

Tonight's workshop, entitled 'Living With Your Inner Child' has been
cancelled because the dog ate my homework and I have detention after school.

The Overcoming Failure workshop has been cancelled, again, due to lack of
participants.

Unfortunately for you, the Coping With Personal Rejection Course is full.
Sorry about that.

Sadly, this week's Tantra Session is postponed. The instructor will not be
coming. He is still suffering with groin strain and is not up for taking the
session half-cocked.

Unfortunately, the Plain-Speaking Workshop has been cancelled due to without
prejudice notwithstanding confulated peturbations.

If anyone finds the class notes for the 'Dealing with Loss' Workshop, please
hand them in.

The Workshop on Hypochondria will be postponed yet again due to possible
illness.

The Foot Reflexology Programme has been held over as the instructor has his
veruccas back.

No Zen Classes not held here every other Tuesday.

The 'Decision Making Now' course, starting next week or the week after, may
or may not be cancelled/postponed. To be advised/announced shortly.

The 'Urine Therapy' Practitioner has not been able to come today. (He's
taking the piss again).


New Workshop

Communication and Harmony with Nick

Get in touch with your Inner Fish in these 40-minute swimming workshops with
Nick.
These group swimming workshops include:

Swimming
Swimming up and down
Swimming up and down in lanes
Advanced shoal swimming
Messing about in the water
Eating crisps with Nick

thanks, you just made my morning!

the workshop by bkw "10 reasons not to drink beer" has been postponed until he is sober again and will be re-titled to "11 reasons..."

omg ....





great !!!

irresistibleb1tch said:

AlfofMelmak said:

Mach said:

Hi Mach!

Lleena said:

hey Leena

What about the "Fun With Bobbles" class?

2the9s said:

what the crap are bobbles?

2the9s said:

Yeah!!!..Take my name down 9s ..it's spelt LLEENA.

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cborgman said:

They're all wearing Bobble hats..it's the round fluffy ball of wool at the top of the hat Chris

I dont know what that part of the hat is called in the States.



The Bobble Family
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applekisses said:

BTW, The Get in Touch With Your Inner Git workshop is not going ahead as only one person enrolled..sorry 9s . YOu will get a full refund of the course fee of course.

The workshop "Knitting with Lleena" has been cancelled due to her entanglement with her poncho.

AlfofMelmak said:

The "Is there life on Mars" workshop has been cancelled due to AlfofMelmak having left his probe at home. It will be re-scheduled in 200 billion light years.


Todays Robot Maintenance workshop will start an hour late due to Althom having difficulties with his tool.

Lleena said:

Oh yeah? Well the workshop called...errr...ummm...

I got nothing.

Lleena said:

I've actually used that excuse

Lleena,

You are hurting both American and England.

Please stop. I beg you.

JohnStewart said:

The workshop please stop hurting America has been cancelled. YOu can now stop hurting John

btw, who are you?

Lleena said:

I'm Jon Stewart.

I spelly my name this way for fun and laughs!

JohnStewart said:

Yeah...but Who is Jon Stewart? Are you a silly politician? You look like a politician.


Why aren't you wearing your bobble hat?

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Lleena said:

I am not a politician. I am a comedian who has a fake news show!

JohnStewart said:

A comedian huh? Well you've made me laugh Jon Stewart. Teee heee...

Lleena said:

C'mere, you...

JohnStewart said:

Are you gonna "git" me?

Lleena said:

Maybe.