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Printablemaxism said: Fauxie said: I don't know about the other guys, but um, when my wife is riding the crimson wave she tends to eat my, let's call it ferocious, throbbing man-rod, more often, probably owing to not having said man-rod inserted elsewhere during this particularly difficult time. As such, the worst time of my months are also the best.
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luv4u said: Fauxie said: I don't know about the other guys, but um, when my wife is riding the crimson wave she tends to eat my, let's call it ferocious, throbbing man-rod, more often, probably owing to not having said man-rod inserted elsewhere during this particularly difficult time. As such, the worst time of my months are also the best.
Enjoy it!!! Sex is great during that time, after that it is downhill again. Sex is great if you don't mind the blood (use a towel). It's so hot. I'll respectfully pass on that one.  | |
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Fauxie said: luv4u said: Enjoy it!!! Sex is great during that time, after that it is downhill again. Sex is great if you don't mind the blood (use a towel). It's so hot. I'll respectfully pass on that one. Don't knock it till you try it 
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moderatorluv4u said: Fauxie said: I'll respectfully pass on that one. Don't knock it till you try it And I guess I haven't tried it until I've knocked it. 
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luv4u said: Fauxie said: I don't know about the other guys, but um, when my wife is riding the crimson wave she tends to eat my, let's call it ferocious, throbbing man-rod, more often, probably owing to not having said man-rod inserted elsewhere during this particularly difficult time. As such, the worst time of my months are also the best.
Enjoy it!!! Sex is great during that time, after that it is downhill again. Sex is great if you don't mind the blood (use a towel). It's so hot.  It's great! It helps with the cramps and bloating | |
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applekisses said: luv4u said: Enjoy it!!! Sex is great during that time, after that it is downhill again. Sex is great if you don't mind the blood (use a towel). It's so hot. It's great! It helps with the cramps and bloating  | |
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althom said: applekisses said: Mine are...pretty much anything with lots of sugar and salt.
 Today I had two granola bars, a small bag of potato chips and a handful of popcorn.
Yesterday I ate three dove chocolates  Ok! Everyone stay away from Apples....she's in "one of those moods" today! 
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applekisses said: luv4u said: Enjoy it!!! Sex is great during that time, after that it is downhill again. Sex is great if you don't mind the blood (use a towel). It's so hot. It's great! It helps with the cramps and bloating See, I never get that.  | |
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Fauxie said: applekisses said: It's great! It helps with the cramps and bloating See, I never get that. Does it hurt her? | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: See, I never get that. Does it hurt her? Does what hurt her? | |
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Fauxie said: applekisses said: Does it hurt her? Does what hurt her? Sex when she's on her period. | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: Does what hurt her? Sex when she's on her period. I don't know. She's never tried it and nor, therefore, have I. She said she eats sour food when she's got her period. | |
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Fauxie said: applekisses said: Sex when she's on her period. I don't know. She's never tried it and nor, therefore, have I. She said she eats sour food when she's got her period. I highly recommend it: http://www.askmen.com/lov...e_tip.html | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: I don't know. She's never tried it and nor, therefore, have I. She said she eats sour food when she's got her period. I highly recommend it: http://www.askmen.com/lov...e_tip.html Thanks. | |
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Fauxie said:  you're welcome | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: Thanks. you're welcome Not sure if I'll be doing that any time soon, but I'll keep it in mind. Sounded kinda like instructions to coerce your woman into doing something she may not be inclined to do, but interesting all the same. I'm always open to such pointers. | |
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Fauxie said: applekisses said: you're welcome Not sure if I'll be doing that any time soon, but I'll keep it in mind. Sounded kinda like instructions to coerce your woman into doing something she may not be inclined to do, but interesting all the same. I'm always open to such pointers. Well...I didn't agree with the tone of the article, but the facts and benefits are the same written in any way... | |
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applekisses said: Fauxie said: Not sure if I'll be doing that any time soon, but I'll keep it in mind. Sounded kinda like instructions to coerce your woman into doing something she may not be inclined to do, but interesting all the same. I'm always open to such pointers. Well...I didn't agree with the tone of the article, but the facts and benefits are the same written in any way... Right. It was a bit 'lads' mag' in style, but thanks for the pointers.  | |
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Case said: applekisses said: The one snack that I think is just perfect for that time is chocolate covered pretzels.
It's the best of both worlds "Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a bit melty, but my, are they exquisite. And as I recall, you're a big pretzel fan." --Brodie Bruce (Jason Lee) "Mallrats" 
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So let's get this straight:
As well as an inbuilt cover story for being in an extra-shitty mood, women have also got a good excuse for eating chocolate and Pringles and stuff at that time of the month....?!?!?! Man, that just ain't fair 
Oh yeah, they have the pain, but let's be honest, you could cut my arm off and have it bleed everywhere if I'm allowed to sit in a corner eating chocolate all day and shouting at people  | |
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lollyp0p said: roasted testicles
 salted or chocolate covered | |
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RocknRollDave said: So let's get this straight:
As well as an inbuilt cover story for being in an extra-shitty mood, women have also got a good excuse for eating chocolate and Pringles and stuff at that time of the month....?!?!?! Man, that just ain't fair
Oh yeah, they have the pain, but let's be honest, you could cut my arm off and have it bleed everywhere if I'm allowed to sit in a corner eating chocolate all day and shouting at people | |
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salted cashew nuts mixed with jellybeans and an ice cold bottle of evian. tearfully comforting... wax on: wax off | |
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ThreadCula said: theVelvetRoper said: Try chocolate covered potato chips!!! OMG I have to try those...where do u get em...who makes em?? OMG, you GOTTA try 'em! I've never seen them as a packaged brand, but they sell them at candy stores. I get mine from Mr. Bulky at the mall. They are sooooo good!  | |
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theVelvetRoper said: ThreadCula said: OMG I have to try those...where do u get em...who makes em?? OMG, you GOTTA try 'em! I've never seen them as a packaged brand, but they sell them at candy stores. I get mine from Mr. Bulky at the mall. They are sooooo good! OMG! Mr. Bulky here I come!!! Do they have dark chocolate ones? | |
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CarrieMpls said: applekisses said: [/b]
Same here! OMG...it sucks!It totally sucks. I don't wanna cry at cheesy tv commercials. But sometimes I do. Hell yeah!! Dat happenz 2 me!!! I think i should have a hiding place when dat happenz!! Food and chamomile tea and other comfort stuff is what usually distracts me, makes me fallasleep and everything'z A-OK  No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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Oh, you MUST! I tell you, it's divine. Buttery, salty, sweet and chocolatey all together. It's rare I treat myself to it, but oh so good when I do.
Yay! Finally someone understands!! Such a wonderful combination!!"There comes a road in every man's journey that he's afraid to walk on his own.
I'm here to tell you, I'm at that road. And I would rather walk it with you than walk it alone". | |
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