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Only In Britain saw this in The Sunday Express a few months and thought i would share
it with you..... Only in Britain.....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain.....do chemists make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy chocolate bars at the front. Only in Britain.....do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in Britain.....do banks leave doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain.....do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our rubbish in the garage. Only in Britain.....do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain.....do we buy hotdogs in cans of 10 and buns in packs of 8. Only in Britain.....do three people die each year testing a 9 volt battery on their tongues to see if it works. Only in Britain.....were 142 men injured in a single year beacuse they didnt remove all the pins from new shirts. Only in Britain.....are 58 people injured every year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. Only in Britain.....have 31 people died since 1996 because they watered their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. Only in Britain.....can 18 people in a single year suffer serious burns trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. Only in Britain.....are more than 200 people a year are admitted to A+E after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. [Edited 1/20/05 5:44am] Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: saw this in The Sunday Express a few months and thought i would share
it with you..... Only in Britain.....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain.....do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in Britain.....do banks leave doors open and chain the pens to the counters. that's here too. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Pizza | |
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AnckSuNamun said: muirdo said: saw this in The Sunday Express a few months and thought i would share
it with you..... Only in Britain.....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain.....do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in Britain.....do banks leave doors open and chain the pens to the counters. that's here too. actually, several of these are true of america as well Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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RocknRollisalive said: Pizza
The pizza guy! | |
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cborgman said: AnckSuNamun said: that's here too. actually, several of these are true of america as well yeah, Stupidity doesn't discriminate. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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HamsterHuey said: RocknRollisalive said: Pizza
The pizza guy! I'm guessing you have a different Pizza guy to me | |
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RocknRollisalive said: HamsterHuey said: The pizza guy! I'm guessing you have a different Pizza guy to me Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. | |
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Steadwood said: RocknRollisalive said: I'm guessing you have a different Pizza guy to me Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. Damn lousy cutbacks | |
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RocknRollisalive said: HamsterHuey said: The pizza guy! I'm guessing you have a different Pizza guy to me Maroccan, about 19, always a big smile. I have gained kilo's since he became my delivery-boy. I always overtip him... | |
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muirdo said: Only in Britain.....do three people die each year testing a 9 volt battery on their tongues to see if it works.
That can KILL you? a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Only in Britain.....do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries and a Diet Coke. Amazing! | |
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Dont let Gold319 see this thread! Hide it! | |
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Lleena said: Dont let Gold319 see this thread! Hide it!
i was going to ask if this was golds other account | |
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Lleena said: Dont let Gold319 see this thread! Hide it!
..... Yeah.....hide it..... NOW! | |
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lollyp0p said: Lleena said: Dont let Gold319 see this thread! Hide it!
i was going to ask if this was golds other account Lets hide in a box | |
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Lleena said: lollyp0p said: i was going to ask if this was golds other account Lets hide in a box together ? just a box? | |
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Steadwood said: RocknRollisalive said: I'm guessing you have a different Pizza guy to me Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. Well, I hear on the news they are gonna teach bin-men* how to help out when people have heart attacks...maybe this is the first step towards training pizza deliverers up to be fully emergency-responsive..I mean, if they're gonna get the job done quicker..... (*garbage collectors, US fans) | |
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lollyp0p said: Lleena said: Lets hide in a box together ? just a box? Three boxes should do it for everyone and when Gold sees the thread we'll all be hidden in boxes and she will wonder where we are and then we can jump out and and then what should we do!!!!? | |
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Lleena said: lollyp0p said: together ? just a box? Three boxes should do it for everyone and when Gold sees the thread we'll all be hidden in boxes and she will wonder where we are and then we can jump out and and then what should we do!!!!? sing the national anthem doing morris dancing | |
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Steadwood said: RocknRollisalive said: I'm guessing you have a different Pizza guy to me Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. Umm...I don't suppose you ask where the meat in the pizza came from? Time flies like an arrow
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Kayleigh said: Steadwood said: Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. Umm...I don't suppose you ask where the meat in the pizza came from? Hey, at least it'll be warm meat for once | |
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Steadwood said: Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. If they're delivered cold in an ambulance, you don't eat them, you give them CPR You da bomb Steadwood Sir "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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muirdo said: saw this in The Sunday Express a few months and thought i would share
it with you..... Only in Britain.....can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain.....do chemists make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy chocolate bars at the front. Only in Britain.....do people order double cheeseburgers,large fries and a Diet Coke. Only in Britain.....do banks leave doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain.....do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our rubbish in the garage. Only in Britain.....do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain.....do we buy hotdogs in cans of 10 and buns in packs of 8. Only in Britain.....do three people die each year testing a 9 volt battery on their tongues to see if it works. Only in Britain.....were 142 men injured in a single year beacuse they didnt remove all the pins from new shirts. Only in Britain.....are 58 people injured every year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. Only in Britain.....have 31 people died since 1996 because they watered their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. Only in Britain.....can 18 people in a single year suffer serious burns trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. Only in Britain.....are more than 200 people a year are admitted to A+E after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. as a soon-to-be surrogate Brit should I be laughing? | |
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Kayleigh said: Steadwood said: Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. Umm...I don't suppose you ask where the meat in the pizza came from? ... ...It's the cheese I'm a bit worried about...and them anchovies and olives look dodgy... | |
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Stax said: muirdo said: Only in Britain.....do three people die each year testing a 9 volt battery on their tongues to see if it works.
That can KILL you? Maybe if you swallow it and choke. | |
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senik said: Steadwood said: Mine are always cold...... ....They come in an ambulance.. If they're delivered cold in an ambulance, you don't eat them, you give them CPR You da bomb Steadwood Sir ...Ya know senik sir ...That's a great idea ...The could use the paddles on the De fib to heat it up again... ....Great idea | |
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Steadwood said: ...The could use the paddles on the De fib to heat it up again... "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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