Ok, we have all been through this, a movie is coming out and the hype is overwhelming. There is so much buzz and a pretty decent cast. We start watching the movie and about 20 minutes into it...were like, WTF is going on here? I have no clue, but this movie sucks and were stuck with it. What is the plot? Damn, this is low budget, who the fuck wrote this script? Is this supposed to be scary?

I'd like to start with three nominees:

The Big Bounce - absolutely dreadful, it totally made no fucking sense. It was more like - The Big Waste

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0315824/


Open Water (totally misleading, poor video quality, very low budget, not scary)

http://movies.yahoo.com/s...1808564806

The Village (misleading, I thought this was supposed to be a horror film?)

http://movies.yahoo.com/s...1808488393

I thankfully haven't seen any of those. I see so many movies on video lately, that I honestly can't even name the ones I hated the most. They were just that unmemorable. I've either liked everything that I've seen, or it didn't suck that much.

Without A Paddle

Hated it sooooo much.

Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. I need my ass kicked for sitting through that crap.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

I kinda liked that movie. They're the new Cheech and Chong.

Worst movie: Napoleon Dynamite. Not just for 2004, I nominate it for worst of the decade.

wdrew said:

I liked that one too. I thought it was kinda SWEET. He reminds me of a childhood friend, honestly. Just by the way he looks though.

AnckSuNamun said:

IDIOT! Gawd.




One of my employees told me the same thing, that he loves the movie because the main guy is just like one of his friends.


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VoicesCarry said:

wdrew said:

you're crazy. Napoleon Dynamite was one of the best movies of last year and one of my favourite comedies ever.

you're nuts!!

The Incredibles.

Crap.

Worst Movie:

Dick Cheney in Dude, Where's My Pacemaker?

MrDespuez said:

Well, if thinking this was a bad movie makes me nuts, then please, call me Mr. Peanut.

MrDespuez said:

You're kidding?

King Arthur!! It sucked dick, cock and cunt at da same timez!!!

I wouldn't say Napoleon Dynamite was the worst, but it's definitely WAY overrated. I want my 2 hours back The dance for Pedro was funny though

lilmissmissy said:

I didn't realize that movie was a porno...

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wdrew said:

I thought that movie was great. Then again, I suppose it's a very diviscve movie and you'll either love it or hate it. Lots of people liked "Titanc" and "The English Patient"....don't get me started!

These movies blew goats....

1. The Passion of the Christ
2. Shark Tale
3. Therese
4. National Treasure
5. Catwoman
6. Raising Helen
7. Day After Tomorrow

I'm sure there's more, but those are the stinkers that come to mind...

Byron said:

Watch closely

bkw said:

he has got to be kidding!!! i loved it although i can't even watch the mcdonalds advert with the incredibles in it anymore because of the sentimental value behind that film

it was brillient !!!

and even the ads were amazing before hand i can't wait for cars to come out

p0pRocks said:

I loved the Incredibles!!

lilmissmissy said:

Missy said the "c" word

p0pRocks said:

here's how i rated it:


visuals: 9/10
story: 1/10

to me, the most important aspect of a movie is its story, and this movie lacked one, pretty much.

MrDespuez said:

I loved the story.

MrDespuez said:

I can't believe you were not on the edge of your seat and begging for more

bkw said:

me too

MrDespuez said:

I agree with you 100%. The story was very lacking and I didn't anything see spectacular about the movie at all. It was cute. If it didn't have so much hype behind it, I probably would have enjoyed it better.

Admittedly, the story is simple (it is principly written for kids) but I liked it.

It's all about using your natural talents and not getting bogged down. Being all you can be.

"If everyone had superpowers then there would be no need for superheros".