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When you were little did anyone ever stick a thermometer up your butt? 
That doesn't still happen these days does it? Any idea as to why there as opposed to in the mouth? i WENT FROM ASHY TO CLASSY!  | |
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in a baby, an anal reading is more accurate than oral. I don't have kids, but I think this DOES still happen today although people can now use an ear-thermometer instead... | |
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There are also thermometers that measures your temperature by holding it to your forehead.  Only takes 10 seconds! | |
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endorphin74 said:
in a baby, an anal reading is more accurate than oral. I don't have kids, but I think this DOES still happen today although people can now use an ear-thermometer instead... or a pacifier thermometer 
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Just one more way that grownups have to torture their offspring. | |
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Case said: Just one more way that grownups have to torture their offspring.
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NO?
Things didn't start getting inserted into my butt until college. | |
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thats the only way you can get a true reading on a little one .... its sad but true the other ways they have come up with are just to give you an idea and kind of keep an eye on the temp.. take any sick baby to the doctor, thats how they read the temp.... right up the butt and trust me, sick kids DO NOT like it AT ALL  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: thats the only way you can get a true reading on a little one .... its sad but true
the other ways they have come up with are just to give you an idea and kind of keep an eye on the temp.. take any sick baby to the doctor, thats how they read the temp.... right up the butt and trust me, sick kids DO NOT like it AT ALL body core temp is the most accurate  | |
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AsianBoi777 said: NO?
Things didn't start getting inserted into my butt until college.  I knew I should have moved to Tampa to go to school. | |
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Xagain said: AsianBoi777 said: NO?
Things didn't start getting inserted into my butt until college. I knew I should have moved to Tampa to go to school. | |
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| Nothing my memory will allow me to recall | |
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That thermometer scares me  
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Not that I can remember...
...however, I have had to do that to MY kids. I own a Thermoscan (digital ear thermometer) but it's very erratic. The old-fashioned type is best...and until the kid is old enough to hold one under the tongue, it HAS to go in the booty. BTW - you use a special type and coat it with Vaseline before sticking it inside their booty. Doesn't hurt them. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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If they did they better have bought me a Happy Meal first, that's for damn sure. | |
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subhuman09 said: If they did they better have bought me a Happy Meal first, that's for damn sure.
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