mrdespues said:

Sumtimes, yes.

Hell no!

mrdespues said:

Well, what do you know?

HamsterHuey said:

apologies, fella. just having a laugh.

I can use the camp tool to tease Justin if I wanna.

mrdespues said:

I need a hug now.

HamsterHuey said:

you're quite demanding!

Sorry if I upset any of you or appeared untoward.

mrdespues said:

Awwww, yes. back though!
Sweetie.
Hunniepie.

PS

I fervently dislike gay people.

It's the designer clothes. The constant whining about Madonna/Cher/Kylie clips/dresses/dancers. The glitter they spray on themselves when they go clubbing. The cologne. The obsession with the perfect body. The way they want to seem younger than they are. The plucked eyebrows. If I want to shag broads I would have become straight. If I come across another guy that shaves his chesthair I am gonna squeal like a piggy.

Oink oink.

I mean, I know their D&G ganging up is just another way to show straight folks they are above them, but I am just the blokey kind of type. I am sorry for all young gay guys that think clothes lift them above the masses. I apolagize to older gays for having to put up with all that stupid attitude.

Dear Homophobes...

Kiss my ass. I'm not apologizing for shit.

Dear Unspecified Asian Hot-Looking Metrosexual,

I am sorry I am not here to entertain you. THis is because you kept me up so late yesterday my sense of time is all warped.

Even though I really enjoyed our conversation, I have to wave bye-bye and just talk to you later.

But be assured; I will be dreaming about you, especially after I have while thinking about you.

Dear Unspecified Asian Hot-Looking Metrosexual,

I am sorry I am not here to entertain you. THis is because you kept me up so late yesterday my sense of time is all warped.

Even though I really enjoyed our conversation, I have to wave bye-bye and just talk to you later.

But be assured; I will be dreaming about you, especially after I have while thinking about you.

HamsterHuey said:

Oh, wait--I just realized you're talking about Dook.