I had a dental appointment today and I was thinking: "Damn. I could totally bite your fucking finger off if I wanted to".

Anyone else?

you have teeth?

Anxiety said:

Was I that good?

My brother did when he was little

I just love mine, he's gorgeous

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i can't believe you fell for that line about the snake venom.

No, never bit him but I'd like to feed him something whenever I visit him.

His stomach always is growling and his stomach is often level with my ear which provides for interesting sound effects.

at this topic. I haven't done it intentionally, but I do bite the fingers on the latex glove nearly every damn time they put those bite wings in my mouth.

Do you think they could charge you with assault? Or, could you claim it was just a bite-reflex or something? Also, would they try to get the finger out of your poo and reattach it to the dentist? Thanks.

I've wanted to, but I would never do that.

not my dentist, but I did intentionally bite my swimming instructor



that was way back when school took us to the local pool for lessons
and I was so fucking affraid of having my head go under that I kept
hyperventilating.

so this bitch instructor came, picked me up, threw me in the pool
and held my head under for a minute.

supposedly to show me that "it's not scary".

by the time I came up gasping for air, I was so fucking petrified
of being pushed under again that I grabbed a hold of her big fat
ankle and put my teeth in it.

I hung on for dear life and bit the bitch so hard blood splashed
all over the place.

all the kids were screaming and crying and two grown men had to
prize me off that bitch lol.

after that I was always excused from swimminglessons and allowed
to sit on the benches, all alone



I taught myself to swim next summer at another pool where I would
simply show up very first thing in the morning and try and try and
try until one day I could swim perfectly fine.

(I still don't half look like a twat tryin to swim though)

IstenSzek said:

sorry but thats funny

IstenSzek said:

If that''s a true story. OMG

1sexymf said:

it's true.


the best part of it is that she still lives around
here and sometimes, like twice a year, I happen to
bump into her.

she always gets that same scared look in her eyes,
even now, as if I'm about to bite her again.

IstenSzek said:

a few times, but by accident

I'd just be happy if my dentist would start wearing pants.

I've wanted to bite my dental nurse on the bum.

althom said:

Why, does she look like Anxiety?

bkw said:

NO!!!

She's hot!

althom said:

I think you need therapy.

Yes. I intentionally bit my dentist once.
I also punched another dentist
And kicked another in the balls.

This is what dental pain can make me do

IstenSzek said:

althom said:

unlucky7 said:

Would you ever do it on purpose? Like if you had to let out some frustration or something?

Heavenly said:

That is sweet!

I might if my jaw gets so tired

luv4u said:

Would you bite the finger off or just kinda give a gentle bite?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Well if there is any pain I would probably bite the finger off;

If gentle pain, I would probably give the dentist a evil eye glare and a few nips.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

If you made growling noises and snapped your teeth a few times without actually biting the Dr., but he reasonably thought you were about to bite anyway and it reasonably frightened him, they might be able to get you for assault. If you growled, snaped AND bit, your talking assault AND battery. If you intentionally bit, but he didn't see it coming, plain old battery.

I got nothin' on the poo thing.

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