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Thread started 01/14/05 6:15am

MPLSRAINBOW

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How old were you when you discovered PORN?

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Someone asked me this question a few hours ago. I laughed to myself and told him to get back to work. He's a new jack at the plant and I am not entertaining any grounds for future slick talk. However, I dont mind telling you folks. I was 5 going on 6 in a few weeks and I was sent to the other end of the house to retrieve tweezers.
There is was--a porno mag--in the drawer in the wrong room. I dont know how much time went by. Maybe 10 or 15 minutes before someone came to see what was taking me so long to get the tweezers. I still dont know to this very day because I was in a daze. By the time they got my attention I was caught 'porn handed'. My mom and aunt told me it was for grown ups and that I should not look at it. Too late though, I'd seen enough. Still that wasn't the beggining.
My discovery of porn happened in America a few weeks after I had first arrived. However back in MPLS I had fooled around and frolicked with three girls. Two of them my age and one was ten and I was five. Me and my girlfriends indulged dry humping and fondling one anothers private parts . Like I said we were very young. And still we were driven by a natural and overwhelming urge to familiarize ourselves with each other in such intimate ways.
Having stumbled across porn after such relatively recent ecounters with girls I was amazed that adults already new such things were fun to the point there were magazines of it. I was warned not to look at such magazines so I knew the subject manner was adult and not be asked about. Never the less I have been freakin off with chicks ever since. With the full confidence that I was doing some grown up shit.
With that came years, months and days of freakin off with chicks. About ten years later all that fooling around payed off in the form of a nut busting. I had once again stumbled across a form of porn that surpassed all magazines. Even my September 1985 Penthouse with Vanessa Williams. It was a Vanessa Delrio Porno that came on after a BMX movie named RAD. I had watched RAD a few times but I always rewound it as soon as it finished.
Until the night I was feeling a little lazy and enough time went by for Vanessa to show up on my TV screen. By the time I got some coochie four months had passed and I had studied every move and stunt and worked my girl like an aspiring porno star.


I'd like to take this moment to thank men like Hugh Hefner and Larry Flint for inspiring and jolting the market of PORN.
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Reply #1 posted 01/14/05 6:32am

abierman

they say jerking off causes amnesia.....I don't remember when I discovered porn..... eek
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Reply #2 posted 01/14/05 6:33am

abierman

BTW, the Vanessa Williams spread was Penthouse September 1986.....I remember that! nod
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Reply #3 posted 01/14/05 8:13am

MsMisha319

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I think I was about 5 years old when I saw a porn for the first time. I believe my mother left it in the VCR. Now that I think about it, my mother left porn out a lot....I think that was her way of not having to talk to me about sex eek


Smooches;)
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Reply #4 posted 01/14/05 8:35am

Stax

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Not quite sure, but this was the precursor:

a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #5 posted 01/14/05 9:21am

MIGUELGOMEZ

I think I was 10 years old. I used to go down to my best friends basement and he would show me these Playboy magazines that belonged to his dad. His mother collected Playgirl magazines so I looked at them.

...good times...good times...

Miguel
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #6 posted 01/14/05 9:23am

JoweeCoco

6 years old. My life has never been the same since. lol
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