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Today I had a job interview and got hired on the spot!
I start in two weeks. I just donwloaded the ENTIRE The Cure discography! That is around 349 songs. And would take me 26+ hours to listen to it back to front. |
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I haven't  in three days!!
The world is ending...yep....sho nuff!! whap!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: I haven't
in three days!!
The world is ending...yep....sho nuff!! whap! Same here, been too busy. I'm usually a daily person too. EROS lube is the best. Miguel  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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HamsterHuey said: I just donwloaded the ENTIRE The Cure discography!
That is around 349 songs. And would take me 26+ hours to listen to it back to front.  ....people like you kill the music-industry!!!
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CONGRATS HAMSTER!!!!!
Miguel MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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glamslamkid said: trailertrash said: You fucking rock! I like you. Let's be friends and terrorize the Org together. Can we, can we Batman!!!! As long as I can remain an anal virgin too... 
Let's reak some fucking havoc  | |
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I just am You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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HamsterHuey said: Today I had a job interview and got hired on the spot!
I start in two weeks. I just donwloaded the ENTIRE The Cure discography! That is around 349 songs. And would take me 26+ hours to listen to it back to front. What's the job?   FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION |
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I hate lite beer, but I am a diet coke addict
I am on a first name basis with the pizza delivery boy. My gynecologist is one of my best friends (a bit twisted I know) I own probably 300 pair of shoes, but only wear flip flops 99% of the time. I hate thong underwear, and only wear them if absolutely essencial. I have a degree in science, and the IQ test says I'm pretty fucking intelligent but I can't seen to do the most basic technical task on my computer. My second toe is slightly longer than my big toe, but not in a freaky sort of way. I've been out on a date with Carrot Top.....we were only friends, so no weird questions. I constantly lie and tell my friends I am on a diet too, so they will not alienate me for having a fucntioning metabolism. I prefer to shop with gay men because they will tell me if I look like shit in an outfit. I am fiercely competative in sports, and pretty much anything,or anyone else that challenges me. The musicology concert was good, but the Metallica concert was better. Oh, and I curse like a sailor. Any other question, please inquire within.  | |
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Fauxie said: I'll break it down into easy to digest points:
- I'm 23. - I'm English. - My name is Nick. - I live in Thailand, on the outskirts of Bangkok in a place called Suan Phak. - Suan Phak means vegetable garden. - I lost my virginity at the age of 19 to the only woman I've ever slept with (or kissed!). She's now my wife. - We've been together for over 3 years. - I've stopped and starting studying many times - English lit. & philosophy twice and also Music Production. - I'm honest. - I'm a retired TESOL teacher. 
- I drink too much. - I speak quite a bit of conversational Thai. - I write, draw, sing, and make music moderately well. - I can count the number of times I've masturbated with one hand. - 3,476 times. 3 times with two hands. OMG- my dad just went to Thailand on Monday & I think he's visiting the village you live in...he's coming all the way from MPLS Anyway, about me: I change my behavior quite often, but I am the same base person since I can remember: I love antiques, nothing I own is really new (except maybe some clothes, undies, socks, and food), I love incense, candles, live bands, chai lattes, reading, coffee shops, green tea, popcorn w/ lots of butter, kitties,Strongbow cider, bloody marys. There's more (obviously) but I should get back to work  If you have to ask, it's more than worth it. | |
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scififilmnerd said: HamsterHuey said: Today I had a job interview and got hired on the spot!
What's the job? Another bookstore. |
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-I am 35
-I live in the SF Bay area (born and raised) -I have been a social service worker for 7 years -I am single -I don't date. Every date that I have had in the past ten years, I have ended up in a lengthy relationship (4+ years) -No one has ever broke up w/me, I always have to do the dirty work
-I am Af-American -I am seriously doubting that I will ever have kids and get married -I embarrass easily -I have the most obnoxious thoughts about people, but never display it -I hate to see injustice and bigotry, it makes my blood boil 
-I am spoiled -I love kissing -I love the way men smell, just the natural scent | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: DexMSR said: I haven't
in three days!!
The world is ending...yep....sho nuff!! whap! Same here, been too busy. I'm usually a daily person too. EROS lube is the best. Miguel What u guys are waiting for?  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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RocknRollDave said: PurpleThunder said: Oh Really Now.... Well why don't you come here and I'll teach you a few things  (grabs coat and wallet and phones taxi for the airport) Um, I'm looking for the house in the picture...you do still have your Xmas decorations up, dontcha..?  Damn honey, I'll give ya the address so it will be easy for you... | |
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HamsterHuey said: piscesglenn said: * I am scared of orger AB777
How can you be scared of puppies? do you consider him a puppy? Must've missed something...but yep...he is a scary puppy...OR I'm to sensitive too the v - word! | |
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abierman said: piscesglenn said: * I am scared of orgers AB777, and GS 
hey man, don't worry.....I smoke as well!  Wheeww....I am not alone  you know it is almost against the law....4 to 5 a day for me...I keep thinking I should quit....then I think....
WHY?  | |
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HamsterHuey said: abierman said: hey man, don't worry.....I smoke as well! YOU DON'T CALL LADIES MAN! !!! Congratulations on your job! | |
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HamsterHuey said: Fauxie said: the only woman I've ever slept with (or kissed!). She's now my wife.
Now talk about the MEN in your life. Common.  Well, let's see, there's this guy my wife keeps telling me about who's on yahoo messenger sometimes asking after me...  | |
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HamsterHuey said: scififilmnerd said: What's the job? Another bookstore. Sounds good. I wish you the best with it.  FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION |
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Fauxie said: HamsterHuey said: Now talk about the MEN in your life. Common. Well, let's see, there's this guy my wife keeps telling me about who's on yahoo messenger sometimes asking after me... Stop pretending to be your wife. If you do not feel like talking to me, just say it! |
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HamsterHuey said: Fauxie said: Well, let's see, there's this guy my wife keeps telling me about who's on yahoo messenger sometimes asking after me... Stop pretending to be your wife. If you do not feel like talking to me, just say it!
Awwwww...  | |
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There are 2 opposite sides to everythign about me, what yo usee isn't always all that is there, "baby i don't know why i go to extremes"...well, anythign i do i do to one extreme or another, or i do'nt do it at all
Cancer Contrary to popular belief it seems, i do NOT abuse my husband Jowee Coco, certainly not across the atlantic LOL i hate 98% of people and their false-niceness, shallowness, sex-obsessions, stupidity, selfishness, and hypocrisies. i latch on real quick to people i feel are truly sincere adn good people that are fun and sensitive....this isn't too often since most people are included in the above category i do just about everythign...except live my life in pursuit of sex like too many do...i have innumerable hobbies and collections i sing and play 12 instruments at last count i own 2.5 acres, 8 buildings and about half a dozen vehicles including my enormous truck, all outright  although 95% are pretty full of my hobbies and collections hehe
i'm cute, not just "cunt"roversial either now or at other times in my life i've been truly able to say: i dance, fight fires, ride ambulances, wrestle, model, own my own business, poorer than dirt/starving broke, independently wealthy, been in tv shows and magazines, i AM Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" muse, I swear
I am mommy, i am meanie, i hate housework, i love organizing but can't keep organized, i'm scary and intimidating, i'm a shy demure little mouse, i have the dirtiest mouth of any woman i've met, yet i hate serious sex talk (nasty!), i am self conscious and egotistical at teh same time, i am shy and overbearing dependign on the company and if i like them. turd is a term of enderment, as is ass and konthoofd the bigger the truck the better as long as it doesn't say "ford", my IQ is over 150 however my weight is well under 150
i agree with Lodger on God and religion matters i'm the youngest of 7 but i'm an only child i have big feet with long monkey toes that i can light lighters with and hammer in nails sometimes i am absolutely fucking psychotic, and that's the truth um....I AM Cuntroversial in everything. [Edited 1/14/05 17:54pm] [Edited 1/14/05 17:58pm] | |
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cuntroversial said: There are 2 opposite sides to everythign about me, what yo usee isn't always all that is there, "baby i don't know why i go to extremes"...well, anythign i do i do to one extreme or another, or i do'nt do it at all
Cancer Contrary to popular belief it seems, i do NOT abuse my husband, certainly not across the atlantic LOL i hate 98% of people and their false-niceness, shallowness, sex-obsessions, stupidity, selfishness, and hypocrisies. i latch on real quick to people i feel are truly sincere adn good people that are fun and sensitive....this isn't too often since most people are included in the above category i do just about everythign...except live my life in pursuit of sex like too many do...i have innumerable hobbies and collections i sing and play 12 instruments at last count i own 2.5 acres, 8 buildings and about half a dozen vehicles including my enormous truck, all outright although 95% are pretty full of my hobbies and collections hehe
i'm cute, not just "cunt"roversial either now or at other times in my life i've been truly able to say: i dance, fight fires, ride ambulances, wrestle, model, own my own business, poorer than dirt/starving broke, independently wealthy, been in tv shows and magazines, i AM Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" muse, I swear
I am mommy, i am meanie, i hate housework, i love organizing but can't keep organized, i'm scary and intimidating, i'm a shy demure little mouse, i have the dirtiest mouth of any woman i've met, yet i hate serious sex talk (nasty!) the bigger the truck the better as long as it doesn't say "ford", my IQ is over 150
my weight is well under 150 now i have big feet with long monkey toes that i can light lighters with and hammer in nails um....I am Cuntroversial in everything. You didn't mention you're my wife.  | |
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cuntroversial said: i AM Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" muse, I swear
that song just sucks so much.....can't believe you call yourself an inspiration for it.....
Oh, and I didn't read the rest.....guess you hate me now.....do I belong to the 98 %? I bet we'd have good sex..... [Edited 1/14/05 17:59pm] | |
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JoweeCoco said: cuntroversial said: There are 2 opposite sides to everythign about me, what yo usee isn't always all that is there, "baby i don't know why i go to extremes"...well, anythign i do i do to one extreme or another, or i do'nt do it at all
Cancer Contrary to popular belief it seems, i do NOT abuse my husband, certainly not across the atlantic LOL i hate 98% of people and their false-niceness, shallowness, sex-obsessions, stupidity, selfishness, and hypocrisies. i latch on real quick to people i feel are truly sincere adn good people that are fun and sensitive....this isn't too often since most people are included in the above category i do just about everythign...except live my life in pursuit of sex like too many do...i have innumerable hobbies and collections i sing and play 12 instruments at last count i own 2.5 acres, 8 buildings and about half a dozen vehicles including my enormous truck, all outright although 95% are pretty full of my hobbies and collections hehe
i'm cute, not just "cunt"roversial either now or at other times in my life i've been truly able to say: i dance, fight fires, ride ambulances, wrestle, model, own my own business, poorer than dirt/starving broke, independently wealthy, been in tv shows and magazines, i AM Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" muse, I swear
I am mommy, i am meanie, i hate housework, i love organizing but can't keep organized, i'm scary and intimidating, i'm a shy demure little mouse, i have the dirtiest mouth of any woman i've met, yet i hate serious sex talk (nasty!) the bigger the truck the better as long as it doesn't say "ford", my IQ is over 150
my weight is well under 150 now i have big feet with long monkey toes that i can light lighters with and hammer in nails um....I am Cuntroversial in everything. You didn't mention you're my wife. Well, she didn't abuse you though. | |
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abierman said: cuntroversial said: i AM Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" muse, I swear
that song just sucks so much.....can't believe you call yourself an inspiration for it.....
Oh, and I didn't read the rest.....guess you hate me now.....do I belong to the 98 %? I bet we'd have good sex..... [Edited 1/14/05 17:59pm] self censoring this one because i guarantee the violence that ensues, particularly about the last comment...would result in my banning. thank you very much, go back and tell your mommy i'm mean. | |
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abierman said: cuntroversial said: i AM Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" muse, I swear
that song just sucks so much.....can't believe you call yourself an inspiration for it.....
Oh, and I didn't read the rest.....guess you hate me now.....do I belong to the 98 %? I bet we'd have good sex..... [Edited 1/14/05 17:59pm] actually, you sound like my ex.....we had good sex.....I miss it! | |
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cuntroversial said: abierman said: that song just sucks so much.....can't believe you call yourself an inspiration for it.....
Oh, and I didn't read the rest.....guess you hate me now.....do I belong to the 98 %? I bet we'd have good sex..... [Edited 1/14/05 17:59pm] self censoring this one because i guarantee the violence that ensues, particularly about the last comment...would result in my banning. thank you very much, go back and tell your mommy i'm mean. Like my ex.....YOU ROCK! | |
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cuntroversial said: abierman said: that song just sucks so much.....can't believe you call yourself an inspiration for it.....
Oh, and I didn't read the rest.....guess you hate me now.....do I belong to the 98 %? I bet we'd have good sex..... [Edited 1/14/05 17:59pm] self censoring this one because i guarantee the violence that ensues, particularly about the last comment...would result in my banning. thank you very much, go back and tell your mommy i'm mean. I'm proud of you. | |
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abierman said: cuntroversial said: self censoring this one because i guarantee the violence that ensues, particularly about the last comment...would result in my banning. thank you very much, go back and tell your mommy i'm mean. Like my ex.....YOU ROCK! als je oorlogje wilt spelen moet je 't zeggen. ik heb een onkruidtrimmer en die wil verstoppertje spelen met je ingewanden  | |
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