“A couple attending an opening at the National Gallery found them selves viewing a portrait that had them confused. The painting depicted three very black, nude men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator observed their frustration with the work and offered his assessment. For nearly half an hour he explained how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society.
"In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe the pink penis also reflects the cultural oppression experienced by gay men even today."
After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and asked, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"How can you claim to be more of an expert about what this painting means than the curator of the show?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the person who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no African Americans in it at all. They're just three Scottish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

Oh Lawd.

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