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Why is it in every tampon commercial... ...all the women are smiling while talking about "wings" and "applicators"? | |
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Because it's awesome that you're not bleeding all over yourself. 
(Oh, and "applicator" ) | |
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applekisses said: Because it's awesome that you're not bleeding all over yourself.
(Oh, and "applicator" ) | |
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applekisses said: Because it's awesome that you're not bleeding all over yourself.
(Oh, and "applicator" )
I wasn't even thinking about this when I started this post, by my roommate's girlfriend had her Pomeranian puppy over the other day and it was in heat and "bleeding" (I guess I didn't even think dogs did that cause every cat/dog I've been around has been spayed - I know, I'm dumb)...anyways, she had made a "diaper" out of the dog's sweater with saftey pins so that the dog wouldn't bleed all over the place. So gross....  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: applekisses said: Because it's awesome that you're not bleeding all over yourself.
(Oh, and "applicator" )
I wasn't even thinking about this when I started this post, by my roommate's girlfriend had her Pomeranian puppy over the other day and it was in heat and "bleeding" (I guess I didn't even think dogs did that cause every cat/dog I've been around has been spayed - I know, I'm dumb)...anyways, she had made a "diaper" out of the dog's sweater with saftey pins so that the dog wouldn't bleed all over the place. So gross....  EWWWWW! My sister didn't spay her dog and the same thing would happen...it's SO gross! Blood got all over the place! | |
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applekisses said: ReturnOfDOOK said:
I wasn't even thinking about this when I started this post, by my roommate's girlfriend had her Pomeranian puppy over the other day and it was in heat and "bleeding" (I guess I didn't even think dogs did that cause every cat/dog I've been around has been spayed - I know, I'm dumb)...anyways, she had made a "diaper" out of the dog's sweater with saftey pins so that the dog wouldn't bleed all over the place. So gross.... EWWWWW! My sister didn't spay her dog and the same thing would happen...it's SO gross! Blood got all over the place!ohh man, my godfather had a doberman that wasnt spayed either, and they made this belt for it so it could wear pads, it was sooooo ggrroooosssss | |
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OKAY.....EUGHHHH!!
Miguel  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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applekisses said: Because it's awesome that you're not bleeding all over yourself.
(Oh, and "applicator" ) | |
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You wanna know what's REALLY gross?
Some of those same commercials talk about leakage and odor if a woman stands up from a sitting position too fast. 
Although I know this happens, I don't need a commercial to let me know. | |
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gemini13 said: You wanna know what's REALLY gross?
Some of those same commercials talk about leakage and odor if a woman stands up from a sitting position too fast.
Although I know this happens, I don't need a commercial to let me know. 
Miguel MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Have you ever seen the tampon commercials where they just come up to some poor helpless female in the drug store isle? (which you know aren't realistic commercials cause we'd be in our seatpants and would probly punch someone running up to us with a camera.) | |
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gemini13 said: You wanna know what's REALLY gross?
Some of those same commercials talk about leakage and odor if a woman stands up from a sitting position too fast.
Although I know this happens, I don't need a commercial to let me know. Yeah, I thought this was gross too when growing up. Just wondering what the hell that smell was when girls would get up from their seats....
Then I found up later on and was like..... I am MrVictor.... | |
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xpsiter said: gemini13 said: You wanna know what's REALLY gross?
Some of those same commercials talk about leakage and odor if a woman stands up from a sitting position too fast.
Although I know this happens, I don't need a commercial to let me know. Yeah, I thought this was gross too when growing up. Just wondering what the hell that smell was when girls would get up from their seats....
Then I found up later on and was like..... HEY! We can't help it! BUT, that's why it's important to change your girl gear often | |
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Whats that blue shit they keep pouring on them in the commercials? Lets see the real deal for once, lol... | |
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Tom said: Whats that blue shit they keep pouring on them in the commercials? Lets see the real deal for once, lol...
That's Smurf menstruation. | |
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This thread is making me feel icky! | |
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applekisses said: Tom said: Whats that blue shit they keep pouring on them in the commercials? Lets see the real deal for once, lol...
That's Smurf menstruation. "Blue menstruation, yeah" sung to the tune of Emancipation. Miguel MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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althom said: This thread is making me feel icky!
You're period-a-phobic! | |
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applekisses said: althom said: This thread is making me feel icky!
You're period-a-phobic! No I'm not! Just don't talk about it around me. | |
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and all women carry tampons for the purpose of IF we are in a boat, and there is a leak, we can take the tampon and plug the boat, saving our serenading gent from any embarrassment. | |
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This thread is both sick and funny! | |
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funny for da ladies, and making the guys a little nauseous. but hey, they talk about body fluids on occasion..... | |
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bluesbaby said: and all women carry tampons for the purpose of IF we are in a boat, and there is a leak, we can take the tampon and plug the boat, saving our serenading gent from any embarrassment.
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Because she is happy. She is happy she has to stick things up her punanny at that time of month. Why else?
It is also very sanitary   "The Crap Is Yours" | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: ...all the women are smiling while talking about "wings" and "applicators"?
Coz they don't have to do it, and it beats those god awful condoms. 
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Really, those commercials can be sooooo insulting to women's intelligence. The worst ones seem to be for douches. I remember seeing ads when I was younger where two women would be sitting at the breakfast table:
Younger Woman: Mom, will using a douche make me feel more comfortable? Older woman pulls a douche out from under the table Older Woman: Well honey, I use Summer's Eve!!! WTF????? Is this normal for women when guys aren't around?? Do y'all always bring douches to the table?? What was the mother doing with it under the table?? Was she douching during breakfast?? 
Another ad featured a young woman, with her hands behind her back, talking to her mother: Young Woman: Hey mom! Guess which hand has effective douche control in it??? Seriously, do y'all play such bizzare games when men are away?? Is it really even necessary to advertise these products??? I mean, if you have need of them, don't you just go to the store??? It seems to me that most women find these ads even more embarrassing than men do. ---- [Edited 1/19/05 13:48pm] 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: Really, those commercials can be sooooo insulting to women's intelligence. The worst ones seem to be for douches. I remember seeing ads when I was younger where two women would be sitting at the breakfast table:
Younger Woman: Mom, will using a douche make me feel more comfortable? Older woman pulls a douche out from under the table Older Woman: Well honey, I use Summer's Eve!!! WTF????? Is this normal for women when guys aren't around?? Do y'all always bring douches to the table?? What was the mother doing with it under the table?? Was she douching during breakfast??
Another ad featured a young woman, with her hands behind her back, talking to her mother: Young Woman: Hey mom! Guess which hand has effective douche control in it??? Seriously, do y'all play such bizzare games when men are away?? Is it really even necessary to advertise these products??? I mean, if you have need of them, don't you just go to the store??? It seems to me that most women find these ads even more embarrassing than men do. ---- [Edited 1/19/05 13:48pm] HAHA That reminds me of a MadTV skit. It was John Madden for Vagisil. | |
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Tampons don't have wings! | |
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JediMaster said: Really, those commercials can be sooooo insulting to women's intelligence. The worst ones seem to be for douches. I remember seeing ads when I was younger where two women would be sitting at the breakfast table:
This is the funniest damn thing I 've read today!! Younger Woman: Mom, will using a douche make me feel more comfortable? Older woman pulls a douche out from under the table Older Woman: Well honey, I use Summer's Eve!!! WTF????? Is this normal for women when guys aren't around?? Do y'all always bring douches to the table?? What was the mother doing with it under the table?? Was she douching during breakfast??
Another ad featured a young woman, with her hands behind her back, talking to her mother: Young Woman: Hey mom! Guess which hand has effective douche control in it??? Seriously, do y'all play such bizzare games when men are away?? Is it really even necessary to advertise these products??? I mean, if you have need of them, don't you just go to the store??? It seems to me that most women find these ads even more embarrassing than men do. ---- [Edited 1/19/05 13:48pm] | |
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