It's true. I just tried it. Send food.

blech That sounds like me sometimes I'll have like cereal and mac and cheese for dinner.

AnckSuNamun said:

I combined all the shit in a damn bowl. Trying to be cute.

glamslamkid said:

eww. But for you it might've not been so bad if you had some cream of chicken. I hate peas and onions though, so for me the whole thing sounds nasty. I used to do that with ramen noodles, drain the water and add the flavor pack and cream of chicken to it. It's not that bad when you're hungry.

Hey. You stir some salad dressing or mayo or something in with the noodles and peas and bake it with the onions on top and you've got yourself a classic American casserole, buddy!

really? i have dressing too..thanks!
anymore instructions?

glamslamkid said:

Uhhhmm . . . while I was sort of kidding. . .sure!


Eggy Pea Crunch Casserole

ingredients:
egg noodles
peas
french fried onions
dressing
salt/pepper/other spices (optional)

Preheat oven to 350. Cook noodles, mix peas, dressing, and any other seasonings. Put in casserole dish (bread or pie pan would work), sprinkle onions over the top, and bake for 40 minutes. Enjoy!

This is a fun game! Anybody else want to list ingredients for me to make a recipe out of?

tackam said:

Edit: 40 minutes may be excessive. 30?

tackam said:

wait!! you made that shit up?? it still tasted good though. i'm about to make it again.

glamslamkid said:

applekisses said:

i was serious.

glamslamkid said:

I know...I think it's funny that you're addicted to it.

applekisses said:

addiction runs in my family. Why do you think i'm on the Org so damn much?

glamslamkid said:

I wonder if we can stump tackam on any more recipes?

I've got baby carrots, microwave popcorn and hot chocolate mix in my desk...

glamslamkid said:

YES I made it up. YOU ACTUALLY MADE IT?!?!



Please swear to me that you're serious so I can love you forever.

applekisses said:

Well.

Am I assuming that you don't have access to a kitchen?

Fondue! Make some hot chocolate with a third of the suggested amount of hot liquid, and dip the popcorn and baby carrots in it.

tackam said:

OMG!!! You're a culinary magician!


Ok...now I'm making this one up off the top of my head:


Marshmellow Fluff
Frozen Lemonade
Canned Tomato Soup
Instant Oatmeal

You almost got a tuna-noodle caserole there...

-egg noodles
-frozen peas and carrots
-cream of mushroom soup
-tuna fish
-bread crumbs
-milk

Cook the noodles first. Them mix everything together (minus the breadcrumbs). Eyeball the amounts to your liking, the milks just there to thin out the soup a bit. Dump it all in a caserole dish, top with breadcrumbs, and bake it till it browns a bit.

applekisses said:

Ooh, tough. Ok, this is the best I can do:

Make the instant oatmeal really thick, spread into 1/2 inch layer on a cookie sheet, and bake on low heat until crisp. Cut into squares (or use cookie cutter to make charming little shapes) and use like croutons in the tomato soup.

Spread marshmellow fluff on another cookie sheet in a spoon/paddle shape, bake on low heat until hard. Partially thaw frozen lemonade. Eat with marshmellow fluff spoon.

Alternatively:

-Tomato Soup
-Lemonade as a beverage
-Stir dry oatmeal into marshmellow fluff, drop in mounds on cookie sheet, bake. Marshmellow-oatmeal cookies!


I can't figure out how to make it into one dish. But the goal is to make a meal, right?


Edit: one more, the Froofy Restaurant Remix version.

Stir a little tomato soup into the oatmeal mix, spread thin, and bake into crackers for an appetizer.

Reconstitute the thawed lemonade with half of the suggested water, bake little marshmellow mounds, and float in your fruit soup.


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[Edited 1/10/05 11:01am]

OH YEAH!! the shit HITS!! urrybody need to make it. Now for my recipe...

Moldy Booty Muffins
Fried Elephant Booty
Oyster Corns
Pussy Juice...

see what ya'll can do and keep the party goin....

glamslamkid said:

Might as well throw the rest of that shit out, you're not gonna get to it. Lapping up the pussy juice gonna keep you busy for a loooong while.

Next!

tackam said:

I didn't say how much though

glamslamkid said:

If it's me in the kitchen, there's lots.

Go eat your casserole.

tackam said:

omg...i love you so damn much right now....there should be a Prince.orgy cookbook

glamslamkid said:

I think so too!