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Why are all my asian friends angry about having small penises?

I mean Everyone of them--100% ?

THere is nothing wrong with having a small penis.

If I had a small one, it would relieve me of some of my burden.
Let me tell you, gravity works against you with a penis as large as mine.


The time is 4:59 PM
Let's see how long it takes to get locked.

AsianBomb777 said:

we should at least take bets

mdiver said:

hehe

you are very funny

There is nothing wrong with having a small penis unless it's as small as Anthom's.

I hate my Asian penis. The very limited number of females who have dared to take a peek at it are no fans either.

AsianBomb777 said:

Wasn't there a thread about the "micropenis" a week or so ago? I think they mentioned althom's name...hmmmmm

ReturnOfDOOK said:

That was your thread.

And I'm not sure if you mentioned Anthom or not--but it's no secret on the org that he has a micropenis.


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anthom's a dude?

I bet you'll never see a thread about vagina sizes.....

Or will you

Anxiety said:

Who's this anthom character everyone talking about?

trailertrash said:

Too funny.
Actually, I started one about vaginas being a good holiday stocking stuffer and that shit got locked.

So discussions about genitals are not always safe.
I think it really depends on who's in the mood for nookie when these things get posted. I don't know.


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trailertrash said:

vagina sizes are adjustable, aren't they? kinda like when you fit a new baseball cap for your head or something? that's what they were telling me down at the gas station, and i tend to believe everything they tell me.

Anxiety said:

That is so wrong.

Anxiety said:

You might want to quit sniffing those gas fumes. They are adjustable, but for the small penised ones.....don't expect a miracle

trailertrash said:

they make funnels, don't they? penal funnels?

I'm going to have to think up a good one as my first thread them.....
be on the lookout.
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Anxiety said:

Funnels? I've heard of strap-ons, but funnels?

Anxiety said:

Ew

trailertrash said:

yeah, it's like what you use when you siphon a gas tank, only it's got fun fur glued to it. again, they were talking about this down at the shell station. they've got a real modern-day kama sutra going on down there.

Anxiety said:

Fun fur
I bet they have alot of exotic lubes too.....

I don't have a small penis, but I know a many men who do. I don't get those folks who need to elongate thier penis'. It's just not natural. It's not the size but how you use it.

Love your nubbin for what it is. Though it should always be clean and look pretty.

superspaceboy said:

I always dress mine up in cute little outfits with bows and stuff.

Anxiety said:

They have Pee Funnel Camp at Burning Man

superspaceboy said:

that sounds awfully unhygienic. did the pee funnel give you a "burning man"?

Anxiety said:

It's for girls...so they don't have to worry about squatting in the nasty port-o-potties. They even give you a demo, if you need it. And of course you can bring your funnel back to their camp to be recycled. I shouls add they advertise it like "Girls...you can now spell your name with the pee funnel"
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superspaceboy said:

Is that kind of like a Scorotmizer?

superspaceboy said:

OH!