So we have several systems at work that we use to forecast sales. We have a Tops Down program where we input a total sales number (ie 10,000 units) and the system breaks it down by item.

We also have a Bottoms Up program where we forecast at the item level and then we roll up to the total sales forecast.

Anyways, I'm the point person for the Bottoms Up system so people call me "Bottoms Up Paul". Not the best nickname for a straight guy, eh?

oh, nicknames are harmless. i say you should just smile and take it like a man.

Anxiety said:

It hurts though. (I'm talkin' about my pie hole here)

ReturnOfDOOK said:

you put PIE in there? are you trying to poop out your mouth like they did on South Park? i think that's a waste of good pie, unless it's bad pie that you bought on purpose because you knew it was going up your pie hole. if it's good pie, though, you should send it to me instead of ramming it up there. i'm just sayin' is all.

I think they are hinting at that you are a bottom.

hmmmm.

We secretly call you RuPaul

superspaceboy said:

I'm a POWER bottom.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Well then...

superspaceboy said:

Don't U also switch it up from time to time, or are the roles normally kind of set in stone?

superspaceboy said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i need to drill in a few shelf brackets next week - can i borrow your power bottom?

Anxiety said:

it's definitely ready for some heavy drilling.