I've done nothing all night.

I've just watched crap on the telly and microwaved some frozen lumpy tandoori thing my mother gave me.

I drank a bottle of champagne but I haven't washed the dishes or dusted and hoovered and mopped.

And I feel reckless.

I've eaten about ten chocolate biscuits and now I'm wondering if I have an eating disorder.

Twelve cigarettes.

Thank God for my air purifier. Otherwise it would be a smog. A heavy foggy smoggy foggy thing.

I actually logged on to tell everybody about something but I have no idea what it is or what it was.

I don't usually have champagne to hand. I won it in a raffle at work before Christmas. There was nothing else to drink. I hate wine wine, especially fizzy white wine but it was quite pleasant. But now my breath stinks. Champagne makes your breath stink. Or maybe that was the curry. I don't know.

BinaryJustin said:

If you need someone to clean the protein powder off your counter, I know just the person.

2the9s said:

Why would I be ingesting "protein powder"? Do you mean Cocaine? I can't afford Cocaine. What are you talking about? Did you watch Celebrity Big Brother? It was tres funny.

BinaryJustin said:

Oh Lord. You're turning straight. and time to change the avvie, i mean REALLY.

glamslamkid said:

I made a conscious decision the other day to just leave it. I like its energy. I'm going to live each day this year as if it's Christmas. Not eating dead birds and getting drunk all the time but I mean the giving. I want to give.

BinaryJustin said: But now my breath stinks. Champagne makes your breath stink. Or maybe that was the curry. I don't know.[/quote]
Have a breathmint!

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

Merci beaucoup but I think I'll just brush my teeth later. I have some cheese in the fridge and it's Wensleydale with cranberries.

Does the rest of the world get Wensleydale cheese? It's like Lancashire cheese. It's quite sour, salty and crumbly. But creamy. I don't normally buy cheese except for cheese slices but it was like Christmas, so I bought some cheese in case anybody came around and I have no idea why because who wants to eat cheese socially?

Oh. I'm off again. Something's coming on the telly that I wanted to watch.

Cheerio! x x x

BinaryJustin said:

The way that line was written reminds me of "Withnail and I"

LOL at the cocaine comment, nevermind the downside to it, he can't AFFORD it.

LOL

I have a similar evening planned. and I can't wait.