this morning before going to work i went to wal-mart to get some sandals, as bizarrely, we are able to wear sandals (defined as straps across the foot) but no flip-flops (defined as straps between the toes). i found some house slippers, which are contraband footwear at work that are cleverly disguised as clogs, and bought those.

while on my way to the register, i passed a massive display of "troy" DVDs, as it was just released tuesday. i glanced at the price and saw it was only 14.96... well, i could not resist. a two disc set for only 15?!?!?

i bought it

once i got in my car, i thought for a second and realized - i hated that movie. the only part of it i liked was seeing orlando bloom and brad pitt naked.

i am such an addict....

Aw what the heck! You only live once, this lifetime.

sag10 said:

true... i will get my 15 bucks though. i will watch the nekkid scenes over and over, and do all the bonus features

STOP BUYING HORRID MOVIES!

When reading your story..I was like "Oh no he's not going to buy that BAD movie...ouch he did.."and then to find out you hated that movie...

but they are naked huh.... I just might put that in the netflix cue.

superspaceboy said:

yea, orlando stands there with only his hootie covered. he's got those delicious ken doll lines that run along his groin... obliques? i think?

I can relate.

I recently spent some discretionary money that was set aside for something far more important on the complete first season of...







I'm so undisciplined.





...And gay.

Lammastide said:

The pilot episode is CLASSIC.

Lammastide said:

god i was obsessed with that show as a kid. my mother loves to embarrass me by telling people how i used to run around the house making my wrists cross like i was deflecting bullets and shrieking "WONDER WOMAN". i listen to the theme song on a cd i have too, from time to time
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cborgman said:

Who gets nekkid?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

brad pitt and orlando bloom

cborgman said:

OOPS!!! I play for the other team!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i think the bea arthur pic might be sending the wrong signal, then...

cborgman said:

What are you talking about? She's a foxy lady! She just screams feminine! What straight guy WOULDN'T want her?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

althom built a shrine to her, and masturbates nightly to golden girl re-runs

cborgman said:

She's mine! althom said he was gonna stop all that!

cborgman said:

superspaceboy said:

superspaceboy said:

it sends the message he's MC Hammer?

cborgman said:

It sends the message that he wants to nail me? I'm just as confused as you.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

u know it baby!

cborgman said:

You know I hear that Rock Salt Colonics can help cure that addiction of yours. Or you can just chop off your hands like they do in Turkey.

My god that movie did suck.

superspaceboy said:

i liked it. but i also suffer from the same addiction. i have been searching for a 12 step program for years. if i buy anymore movies there won't be room for me in my house any longer

cborgman said:

you wanted to wear FLIP FLOPS???


well now you can wear your sandals and watch "troy", and maybe if you have a trash can lid lying around somewhere, you can even play along!

Anxiety said:

sandals and troy go together quite well.

I'm holding off to get the second second season of the Animated Batman series at the end of the month.
I got the first season in August and have not even open the package yet.
I can't help it though. I love the animated series and want them on dvd.
I taped them on vhs when they first came out but barely watch them.
Am I an addict????

Man, I used to get a boner everytime I watched the Linda Carter WonderWomen show.

I sympathize. I had the same dilemma the other day on chat. Movie.. just OK. Brad Pitt naked.. worth $20. In the end, naked Brad won.