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Sex in the 12 houses ... astrological houses ....
Sex in the first house: This is the house of Aries, ruled by Mars. Mars is a very aggressive planet and sex can be....uh...somewhat explosive and quick in the first house. First house sex is all about conquering, so don't make it too easy...oh, did I mention first house sex is best in the morning? Think spontaneous and quickly... Sex in the second house: This is the house of Taurus, ruled by Venus. Venus expressed through Taurus is very much focused on values. Sex in the second house is slow, patient, often very earthy and base. Taurean sex is all about the senses, particularly those involving the ear and tongue... Sex in the second house is sensitive and very possessive. Think of delicious sex outdoors on a decidely dirty path through the woods, or huddled up under the canopy of a bed surrounded by flickering candlelight... Sex in the third house: This is the house of Gemini, ruled by Mercury. Sex in the third house involves a lot of fantasizing. Perhaps bed-hopping is the number one fantasy in this house, and the more vocal and intelligent the partner(s) the more entertaining third house sex will be. Think intriguing conversation and a great deal of variety and surprise... Sex in the fourth house: This is the house of Cancer, ruled by the Moon. The Moon is not only nurturing, but changeable as well...sex in the fourth house occurs in one of two places--in the kitchen or the bathroom. This can be exploded to a larger scale and occur in a restaurant or at the beach...food and/or water will always play a part in fourth house sex. The nuturing aspect of fourth house sex can range from cuddling to spanking (you've been very, very, very naughty, haven't you?) Yes, I did say nurturing, because some people do need to be spanked every now and then. Think chocolate cake, white counter, and plenty of skin... Sex in the fifth house: This is the house of Leo, ruled by the Sun. Role-playing anyone? Sex in the fifth house needs to be spontaneous, regal, creative, and romantic. Don those crowns, silk robes, or black leather, it's time to play. Sumptuous surroundings, elegant and expensive fabrics...let the lady partner wear a huge ruby suspended on a gold chain long enough to dangle between her breasts...eye candy can really add some excitement to fifth house sex. Think of giving or receiving a delightful full-body massage with imported oil as you watch the ruby swinging between the breasts in a huge gold-framed mirror... Sex in the sixth house: This is the house of Virgo, ruled by Mercury. Sixth house sex involves office sex at its finest. Push those perfectly stacked piles of paper onto the floor, pull out a small paddle and have your lover bend over the desk just out of hearing of the secretary, or better yet, the boss. Oh, you thought Virgo was about Virginity? Oh, no, no, no... The sexual chemistry of the work-place can overwhelm the most respective Virgin around...naughty, naughty...Think about how many different positions are possible in a tiny cubicle of an office...can't think of any? Well, leave it to Virgo and the sixth house to find just the perfect combination... Sex in the seventh house: This is the house of Libra, ruled by Venus. Venus as expressed through Libra is romantic, sensual, and all about relationship. Sex in the seventh house is looking for love, not just plain old raunchy sex. Seventh house sex is quite idealistic, focused on being just right, being just what your partner wants and needs. Dress up in your finest and most refined outfit and enjoy a night at the art museum with dinner by candlelight in a cozy restaurant. If you're the lady, be sure to show a bit of leg, offer come-hither looks at the proper moments, and show just how intelligent you really are. If you're the man, be verbally suggestive but not crude. Lightly touch your partner's thigh at dinner, but then withdraw, repeating the soft touch at intervals. Think harmonious conversation, elegant dinner, and erotic tease that only makes consummation that much more delicious at the end of the evening... Sex in the eighth house: This is the house of Scorpio, ruled by Pluto. Sex in the eighth house is in its element. Perverted, yes! But I guess that depends on your definition of pervert. Sex in this house can take place anywhere at anytime. The more visual the sex, the better. Mutual masturbation, pornographic video, golden showers, voyeurism, bondage...these are all possible. Strange as it may sound, group sex is quite out of the question in the eighth house, however. This is because the eighth house is about loyalty, domination, and total submission...these things can only occur in a one on one relationship. In the eighth house you can surrender to sexual sensations you've probably only dreamed about...ask and you shall receive... Sex in the ninth house: This is the house of Sagittarius, ruled by Jupiter. Sex in the ninth house is very adventurous and physical. Sex will be spontaneous as with the other fire-ruled houses, and often outdoors. Philosophical and spiritual conversations during a long hike among ancient ruins will turn into a lusty adventure up against the stones. Oral sex is a big part of ninth house sex and the groans will echo nicely off the ruins, urging your lover onward, higher and higher...Think lofty ideals and the soft black of the night sky... Sex in the tenth house: This is the house of Capricorn, ruled by Saturn. This is corporate executive sex--powerful, controlled, ambitious. Tenth house sex takes place behind closed doors, preferrably in the comfort and privacy of the bedroom; however, a seductive strip tease right in the office isn't out of the question. The reserved state of tenth house sex dissipates like fog in the sun once the initial prim and proper mode is breached...then, be prepared for some extremely powerful, long-lasting sex. No holes should be barred in this house--the goat really enjoys anal sex--it is a control thing, is it not? Think little black dresses, inaugural balls, and champagne dribbled down a naked spine... Sex in the eleventh house: This is the house of Aquarius, ruled by Uranus. Kinky sex? You bet. Group sex? Oh, yes! This is the house of groups, the occult, and pure experimentation. Sex in the eleventh is mind-blowing experimental...moves out of the Kama Sutra or a little book called Western Sex Magic may figure prominently. The eleventh house is about rebelling... forget what Mommy and Daddy taught you and indulge in the little eccentricities inherent in this house. Think electric appliances created especially for sexual pleasure... Sex in the Twelth house: This is the house of Pisces, ruled by Neptune. This is the house of romantic, magical, mystical coupling. A little stardust goes a long way when sprinkled on pages of poetry or over the breasts. Sex in the twelfth house is transcendental, exquisite, and sensitive. You will know what your partner is thinking, feeling, and dreaming as you slide up against him/her in the hot tub, your feet gliding over theirs. Blindfolds, dominance and submission, voyeurism and masturbation are all part of twelfth house sex. Think of strolling on the beach, hand in hand, in total silence, tuned in to one another and life's mysteries... | |
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How do you know which house you're in? Is it just based on your sign, or what time of the month it is, or... ?  |
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Hhmmm
your sign their sign the sign the sun/moon is in on each day woah overload for those that dont know huh ? 
overloaded edit . [Edited 1/4/05 19:28pm] | |
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Mach said: Hhmmm
your sign their sign the sign the sun/moon is in on eac day woah overload for those that dont know huh ?
so it's a combo of, like, 4 of the above, depending? |
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CarrieMpls said: Mach said: Hhmmm
your sign their sign the sign the sun/moon is in on each day woah overload for those that dont know huh ?
so it's a combo of, like, 4 of the above, depending? man ... if you build it they will cum ?
now i'm confused building edit . [Edited 1/4/05 19:31pm] | |
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interpretations of Sex in the 12 houses
First house: you orgasm first, come early, and are always sure to be first out the door. Second house: you like to feel your lover all over, up and down, all around.....if they have money. Third house: you talk, talk, talk.....in bed you're a screamer. Fourth house: you like to do it, but make sure the phone's off the hook so mom doesn't call while you're in the middle of the nasty. Fifth house: good heavens, you're generous! You give, give, give.....but you make sure they appreciate you for doing it. Sixth house: is the condom on right? did you get tested before sex? make sure! and while you're at it, clean up the kitchen between running to get your mate some more snacks between sessions. Seventh house: no need to make waves -- do as you partner wants. This way, harmony will be preserved. fighting? That's not your style. Eighth house: tie me up, pin me down, but make sure you're gentle while ya do it. that's your style, isn't it? You want sex, but want the intimacy, too....a lot of intimacy. Ninth house: in and out of bed, all around the world....oh my. the sexual prowess you have is all your own -- but you've had some teachers along the way. Oh yeah. Tenth house: strong and steady like a rock, that's you. Sure footed and sure to please, you make sure your partner has what they need. Eleventh house: oh, baby! like to experiment much? As much as you crave intimacy, you need a fun, playful and steady partner. When it comes down to it, you 'bout it 'bout it. doing the deed is always a phenomenally exciting experience with you! Twelfth house: beyond the bounds of conventional sex, your style defies the bounds of reality. Mystical, magical and almost unfathomable, making love with you transcends the "real". | |
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Well going by my sign | |
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Ocean said: Well going by my sign
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althom said: Ocean said: Well going by my sign
whoops I mean  where are my buns!!! | |
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Ocean said: althom said: whoops I mean where are my buns!!!nekkid buns  | |
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Mach said: Ocean said: whoops I mean where are my buns!!!nekkid buns  |
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born first day of the first house... i was told i am influenced by the preceding sign as well... so then what???
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emm said: born first day of the first house... i was told i am influenced by the preceding sign as well... so then what???
Then u r also a freaky Pisces like me  | |
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Sex in the eleventh house: This is the house of Aquarius, ruled by Uranus. Kinky sex? You bet. Group sex? Oh, yes! This is the house of groups, the occult, and pure experimentation. Sex in the eleventh is mind-blowing experimental...moves out of the Kama Sutra or a little book called Western Sex Magic may figure prominently. The eleventh house is about rebelling... forget what Mommy and Daddy taught you and indulge in the little eccentricities inherent in this house. Think electric appliances created especially for sexual pleasure...
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Mach said: astrological houses ....
This is the house of Leo, ruled by the Sun. Role-playing anyone? Sex in the fifth house needs to be spontaneous, regal, creative, and romantic. Don those crowns, silk robes, or black leather, it's time to play. Sumptuous surroundings, elegant and expensive fabrics...let the lady partner wear a huge ruby suspended on a gold chain long enough to dangle between her breasts...eye candy can really add some excitement to fifth house sex. Think of giving or receiving a delightful full-body massage with imported oil as you watch the ruby swinging between the breasts in a huge gold-framed mirror... This explains a lot, I am married to a Leo. | |
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Sex in the eleventh house: This is the house of Aquarius, ruled by Uranus. Kinky sex? You bet. Group sex? Oh, yes! This is the house of groups, the occult, and pure experimentation. Sex in the eleventh is mind-blowing experimental...moves out of the Kama Sutra or a little book called Western Sex Magic may figure prominently. The eleventh house is about rebelling... forget what Mommy and Daddy taught you and indulge in the little eccentricities inherent in this house. Think electric appliances created especially for sexual pleasure... 
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I've knocked on all 12 and there's nobody in 
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Mach said: Sex in the eleventh house: This is the house of Aquarius, ruled by Uranus.
according to the musical Hair this should be 7 not 11, right? When the Moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace shall guide the planets, and love will steer the stars This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.... . [Edited 1/5/05 4:09am] Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Mach said: astrological houses ....
Sex in the fourth house: This is the house of Cancer, ruled by the Moon. The Moon is not only nurturing, but changeable as well...sex in the fourth house occurs in one of two places--in the kitchen or the bathroom. This can be exploded to a larger scale and occur in a restaurant or at the beach...food and/or water will always play a part in fourth house sex. The nuturing aspect of fourth house sex can range from cuddling to spanking (you've been very, very, very naughty, haven't you?) Yes, I did say nurturing, because some people do need to be spanked every now and then. Think chocolate cake, white counter, and plenty of skin...  | |
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Sex in the third house: This is the house of Gemini, ruled by Mercury. Sex in the third house involves a lot of fantasizing. Perhaps bed-hopping is the number one fantasy in this house, and the more vocal and intelligent the partner(s) the more entertaining third house sex will be. Think intriguing conversation and a great deal of variety and surprise...
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Dancelot said: Mach said: Sex in the eleventh house: This is the house of Aquarius, ruled by Uranus.
according to the musical Hair this should be 7 not 11, right? When the Moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace shall guide the planets, and love will steer the stars This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.... Are we still in the age of Aquarius? (It doesn't feel like it lately.) *****************************************
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You are so awesome with the astrological entertaiment!
Thanks Mach.
I was just wondering whether we should be reading the house that Venus (our love style) occupies when interpreting this? Like for instance, my Venus is in Leo, so should I read the fifth house maybe?  | |
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Or, use your sun sign AND your Venus sign.
Holy crap! Third house and fifth house? I'm a sexual goddess.  | |
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CarrieMpls said: How do you know which house you're in? Is it just based on your sign, or what time of the month it is, or... ?
Have your astrological chart done. YOu will need your date and time of birth. It is rather complex! It will show you it which house your planets reside. It will show degrees of aspects, trines, and other stuff.. It is pretty interesting. I did charts when I was in my late 20's. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Steadwood said: Bugger!!
I've knocked on all 12 and there's nobody in
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