ARIES (March 21-April 19)


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This week it's all about bananas. They taste good, they look good, and they offer infinite sexual possibilities. Fruit is good food.


TAURUS (April 20 - May 21)


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You know what? It's OK to touch yourself during sex. It's not an insult to your partner. In fact, it will probably turn them on. So let loose.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 22)


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You're going to be asked to do something sexual you aren't really comfortable with. Just say no. Nothing good will come of it.


CANCER (June 22 - July 23)


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Your lover is ready for a little rough action but is afraid to tell you. Try a little slap on the tush and see where it takes you. It will likely open up a whole new world for the two of you


LEO (July 23 - August 22)


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You're going to have the most erotic dream of your life this week. Right it down before you forget it. Then, do whatever it takes to make that dream a reality. It will change your life forever.


VIRGO (August 22 - September 22)


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Next time you pass a hottie on the street, say something. You'll be surprised at the response you'll get.


LIBRA (September 22 - October 23)


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What more can we say:

http://www.letsmasturbate.com/


SCORPIO (October 23 - November 22)


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Forget the underwear this week. Go fancy free and you'll immediately see a difference in your outlook. After all, it's all about attitude.


SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 22)


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Day by day, you're learning the truth in the adage that distance makes the heart grow fonder. Don't fret too much, though, the one you long for will be back soon. Better save up your energy, though, you'll need it.


CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 21)


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Be careful what you give for Christmas. That sexy gift you want to give will be taken very literally. Don't do it unless you are ready for the hot-and-heavy consequences.


AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19)


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Winter has come and the temperature's dropping. Instead of bundling up to go to bed, turn up the heater and leave the pajamas in the drawer. There's nothing like hot tropical sex on a cold winter's night.


PISCES (February 19 - March 21)


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Flirt more but talk less. Make love with your eyes to everyone around you. The world is waiting for the hyper-sexual you.

From Libra's horoscope
Pillow Dildo

The best parts of a man with none of the hassle:

Stuff an old pair of shorts with two pillows, on in each leg. Buy yourself a strap on dildo and put it over the shorts. This now actually feels like a guy's in between your legs. You can feel the heaviness of the pillows and then the dildo sliding and teasing as you move your hips under it. You can also lean it against the couch and straddle it and it stays perfectly still, giving you all the pleasure you need and it's totally hands free. You'll be cumming over and over again.

I'm not a Libra

talk about fuckin' embarrassment if someone walked in on that shit

I want it

AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19)


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Winter has come and the temperature's dropping. Instead of bundling up to go to bed, turn up the heater and leave the pajamas in the drawer. There's nothing like hot tropical sex on a cold winter's night.

luv4u said:

thats mine, and thanks mach

Weekly Sex eh.....?

It's a novel idea... could work I guess

RocknRollisalive said:

some day you may get laid..... good things come to those who wait

ella731 said:

RocknRollisalive said:

thrice a day
every day

Mach said:

It's a myth.....

RocknRollisalive said:

i beg to differ

RocknRollisalive said:

IS NOT

You're not helping!!!!!

RocknRollisalive said:

let me help you with ....








OMG

Mach said:

Hey, whats with the ?????

I want details

RocknRollisalive said:

~~ runs her fingertips down lightly over his ... ~~



those kinda details

or ...

he hits ... he runs

he covers second base


kinda details ?

Mach said:

This vagueness is killing me, it really is!

RocknRollisalive said:

what can i say ...

i'm a private kinda shy gurl

Mach said:

..... Clearly

RocknRollisalive said:

BiggestBoooooty said:

Sound like U have first hand experience, quite detailed.

1sexymf said:

Seriously...I haven't tried that. It's too funny to even attempt. It's from this link :
http://www.letsmasturbate.com/
from Libra's horoscope