Lammastide said:

Me and a girlfriend went to New York this summer, on our firt trip there, and a fucking bike messenger almost ran my ass over. Knocked all the bags out of my hands and didn't look back. I was on foot.....but if I'd have had a gun...

I forgot all about this website! http://www.rightofway.org/

Pedestrians need too.

irresistibleb1tch said:

I'm touched.

But these people are probably assholes all around and produce nothing but negativity for society. I can bet you a person who behaves like that is up to other garbage. Their absence from this planet would make the quality of life so much better for the rest of us.

But hey, I guess that's just how some of us feel. The next time someone acts like an asshole to you, buy them roses and thank them for being who they are.

UptownDeb said:

Bunch of hippies.

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EvilWhiteMale said:

thanks, i will. what's your address?

[flame snipped. - anx]

irresistibleb1tch said:

Why, you wanna come to my ritual sacrifice party?

think happy thoughts.....

irresistibleb1tch said:

If this isn't your cup of tea, just ignore the thread from now on.

EvilWhiteMale said:

i'll take that under consideration.

in the meantime, please consider others on this site who may have been involved in situations like these, or have had loved ones suffer through similar accidents.

irresistibleb1tch said:

I'm specifically discussing the instances I have provided. This has absolutely nothing to do with "accidents." I'm not damning people for making mistakes or making fun of situations where innocent people are hurt. I'm being very specific here, so please lighten up.

EvilWhiteMale said:

Can't believe I am actually backing EWM up here...but his original idea is "I think it should be legal to run over people with stupid attitudes." Not running people over willy nilly or speeding or those who think they can make the light or even accidents. We're talking the light turns green and some Mo Fo KNOWS it's green and simply does not care and walks anyway. I see this EVERYDAY right outside of my house. You even honk and then they get mad at you for disturbing them.

It's actually dangerous for drivers who may be aways and may not see the idiot and cause an accident.

Now folks...I am not sure why people are getting ornery about this...it's a facetious (slighly semi serious) thread. I don't even drive and I see this and it gets me mad. Then again I live in Crack Land so I am over this kind of BS.

superspaceboy said:

Some people just find everything offensive, especially if it comes from me.

EvilWhiteMale said:

U offend me constantly.

That's so fucking hot.

AsianBomb777 said:

I agree.

I once knew a dude who carried a super-soaker in his car, just for the occassions when he came across these types. Someone walks out in the street when the light is green, then starts cussing at him? He'd zap 'em with the soaker. It was a real bitch if it was cold outside.

I had an incident a couple of years ago, where I was driving through a Target parking lot. This woman starts crossing in the crosswalk AFTER I'VE ALREADY STARTED DRIVING THROUGH IT. Now, I was NOWHERE NEAR HER, but she starts cussing at me anyway!!! Umm, so I was suppossed to sit there for ten minutes while you made up your mind? I wasn't suppossed to drive within 10 feet of you?? That day, I would have LOVED to have had a super-soaker....filled with Kool-aid!!

What's your opinion on U S foreign policy?

PEJ said:

Oh man! This is gonna turn into a P&R thread before too long!!

JediMaster said:

That's a pretty good idea. I'd fill my super soaker with sulfuric acid.

EvilWhiteMale said:

You'd have to get a super-soaker made from asbestos, as the acid would soak through the plastic. That would really make it too heavy, plus you'd probably wind up with asbestosis. No need to die just to get revenge.

The fun of my idea is that the Kool-aid would stain their clothes, and be really sticky! You could go home and smile at the thought of this dumb bastard having to drive home covered in that stuff, plus the bitch of a time they'd have trying to clean that up. Guess I'm more of a pratical-joke-as-revenge kinda guy than a violence oriented one.

JediMaster said:

Well, if the gun were to be made of glass, I'm sure that could work.

I'd like to have a big garbage truck so I can just run them over and compact the corpses in the back.

JediMaster said:

now the opposite is quite annoying too. can't tell you how many assholes i've bitched out(whether or not their window was open to hear me lol) for knowingly and intentionally speeding up through a busy crosswalk in grocery store parking lots...i had a guy come a foot from hitting my cart with my daughter IN it, that fucker deserves to die lol. And he bitched me out for yelling at him!! There were at least half a dozen people in the crosswalk to begin with and he just steps on the gas and expects them all to run out fo the way carts and all. When i got through parking lot crosswalks i go slow enough that if someone's gonna go i can stop, and if they're not going to go i'm still moving so they won't have to wait too long. I hate the "are you gonna go or am I" back and forth a lot of people do too lol. In a crosswalk in a parking lot the pedestrian has the right of way, but there are still morons that will either bitch at you for coming into the cross walk (the one i was referring to stretched the whole front of the store) or they see you waiting for them, stand there for a while, then step out right as you decide to go and get near them.