I think it should be legal to run over people with stupid attitudes.

For example, if I'm driving my car through a green light and some asshole feels he or she owns the road by strolling in front of my car, knowingly against the light, I should be able to run the fucker right over.

And if I honk my horn and they give me a dirty look and talk trash even though I have the right of way, I should be able to run them over, back up, and run them over again until their body becomes nothing more than a filthy stain on the pavement.

I think it's time to make it happen.

Are you running for political office?

EvilWhiteMale said:

Funny you should mention that. I had to stop my car as I was heading into work today because two stupid idiots were jaywalking across the street and held up traffic from three different directions. If they were on my side of the street, I would have ran them over.

subhuman09 said:

I might run with Bernard Goetz.

MrJoker said:

Two girls once gave me shit when my light turned green and I honked my horn. I then hit the gas and chased the little bitches onto the sidewalk. I think I hopped the curb on that one. Their reaction was priceless.

EvilWhiteMale said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

If you run on that platform it might work.

Then once the same thing happened, and the girl walking called me a cracker. She definitely deserved to have my rear tire burn a hole in her face.

Don't they already do this sort of thing in New York?

I almost got smashed as a high school student... by an NYPD car! And I was crossing WITH the light!

...And a couple years ago, a friend of mine got his leg hit by a New York taxi that jumped a light.

subhuman09 said:

Seriously, this town needs an enema.

EvilWhiteMale said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

Can you run on June 06, 2006?

Please?

Lammastide said:

I'm saying it should be legal if they're in the wrong and give attitude when you let them know. People who behave that way shouldn't be allowed to live.

Hell, sometimes I don't pay attention and I wind up walking against the light with cars waiting, but as soon as I realize it, I put some pep in my step and get out of the way, usually giving an apologetic gesture to the drivers.

We all make mistakes, but it's how we conduct ourselves opon realization that makes us civilized human beings or low level primates.

Lammastide said:

Reminds me of the Randy Moss incident.

Just drive over those law enforcement officials if they're in your way.

subhuman09 said:

I'll speak to Bernie and we'll get right on it.

EvilWhiteMale said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

And hitting stupid pedestrians is civilized?!?

Lammastide said:

It's like a doctor removing a parasite from a body. Hey, the parasite is a living thing too, but it's something that does nothing good for any of us. Best to destroy it.

why can't we just make it legal to slap people who get on our nerves? it would be far more satisfying, plus you could slap the offending person(s) on a daily basis.

I had an incident like this just last month, where two girls were crossing the road and not even in a crosswalk. They were in the middle of the road, and I was first in line of about four cars when I had to pump my brakes just enough to slow down before hitting them and not being rear ended. Surprisingly they were arrogant bitches who didn't see the error of their ways, fucking idiot teenagers.

UncleGrandpa said:

They'll probably end up being idiot adults.

EvilWhiteMale said:

so true, so true.

EvilWhiteMale said:

You need Jesus.

AsianBomb777 said:

Or Lithium.

EvilWhiteMale said:

Hey sexy!

EvilWhiteMale said:

They could just simply rule it suicide, and you're in the clear...

I think it should be legal to kill whoever I please, when I please.

Understand, this rule would only apply to ME.

A boy can dream, right?