I hear rock salt can really clean out the system.

Depends on the elevator and how high it's going.

Anxiety said:

i of course, shoose the elevator option, because anyone who has seen being john malkavitch knows what will happen when a man goes into his own elevator portal

superspaceboy said:

the elevator is going to the fortyleventh floor and it's very small with no ventilation and it already smelled like stale doggie doo and then cborgman entered, which of course didn't help the olfactory situation.



the rock salt, however, is fresh. it is organic, even.

superspaceboy said:

it goes up to the roof, where anxiety lives in his pigeon coop

cborgman said:

You cant chose the elevator option because you cant be stuck in an elevator with yourself. Therefore, open that portal!

bkw said:

i wonder if they will al be saying "borgman? borgman." or "malkavitch"?

Anxiety said:

hmmm i did a google on both and didn't like either result. Some of those pictues of cborgman getting a colonic were NASTY.

cborgman said:

better than living in the basement chained to the water heater, TROG.

I do have to add the obligitory...Colonic irrigation is nothing to be sniffed at.

superspaceboy said:

erm...those were pictures of him eating rice.

cborgman said:

Or Borgqueen.

superspaceboy said:

those were when i was young broke, and my colon was littered with remnants from parties.

Anxiety said:

TROGDOR?
(wait for homestar runner fans to respond...)

superspaceboy said:

i would highly recommend a rock salt colonic to borgman - with a tabasco chaser!

superspaceboy said:

Oy. i'm the eddie around here. you can be the patsy

cborgman said:

the HELL you talkin about

superspaceboy said:

stupid star trek... ruined my life!!!!

cborgman said:

karma's a boomerang!

Anxiety said:

trogdor the burninator...
www.homestarrunner.com

Anxiety said:

Was that what that was. I could tell it was sticky...but I didn't know it was rice.

Anxiety said:

so's althom's mistress, what's your point?

cborgman said:

then why did I say it first. Oh yeah your mouth was full of rice.
[Edited 1/3/05 19:24pm]

superspaceboy said:

It's maggots, Michael.

superspaceboy said:

:iketurnerslap:

cborgman said:

:tinaturnerkick:

superspaceboy said:

:gettinganxykindahot:

Anxiety said:

:aliasisonwednesdaychill:
[Edited 1/3/05 19:33pm]

superspaceboy said:

:anxywantsmorebitchslapping: