Hard to believe, but it is true. Thing is, the girl was a fat gorrilla of a thing and i was defending my cousin!!



NOt a lilmissmisksy thing 2 do at all!!! But...its my cuzzy!!

Okay

Gotta go to work

bye

lilmissmissy said:

So what hapenned? how did it end? c'mon, there's nothing more sexy than two women fighting? well, unless you add some mud to the story, and we each get a bucket of popcorn while we watch

lilmissmissy said:

Fair dues.

Fauxie said:

OKay okay i'll tell you guys what happened

IT was at da stroke of midnight...people were wishin each other happy new year, when all of a sudden i was told my cousin ran off crying...SO i'm like WTF..so i went off trying to find her, to see her crying in the ladies room, tellin me that this girlfriend of this guy she has liked for ages and he kinda likes her alot but something really strange and deranged is goin on with him so go figure...HIS girlfriend saw her about to wish him 'happy newyear'- not 'will you marry me?'...'happy newyear' and she hit her in the head and kicked her twice!!! She was left with a black and blue bruise...when she told me...I was infuriated- nobody does dat to anyone i care about!! SO, i CHARGED through da crowd and gave da fat ugly gorilla bitch da finger!! I danced around and gave her da finger, with both my hands ...i didnt think she saw me...and then SUDDENLY...she grabbed my by da wristz and shook me up goin (like some one outof Jerry Springer) "WHAT?! WHAT HUH?! WHAT?!" her boyfriend and some other guys had to pull her off me- i was so angry, but i thought it wasnt worth hitting her back, not dat i could have, she nearly cut of my circulation man, and i have bruising on my wrists from it too I was still pretty pissed and as i she was escorted out of da club i called her every damn profanity you could think of "YOU FUCKIN UGLY FAT BITCH!! DONT EVER TOUCH MY FUCKIN COUSIN AGAIN YOU FUCKIN GORRILLA!!" and so on and so forth.

SO there it was. NO apologies made by da boyfriend of hers. And as for this gal, all i can say is, a pack of wolves would have raised a better person than what she is!! I mean for gawd's sake, be civilised!!

AS for me...i reacted in defence of my cousin...whether it was my place or not, i didnt give a shit, she's like a sister to me, and nobody does dat to my cousin..NOBODY.

Dat was it!!

Poetry. Sheer poetry.

subhuman09 said:

subhuman09 said:

I am not an animal

lilmissmissy said:

subhuman09 said:

Hey does Harold eat krill?

lilmissmissy said:

Depends on if they buy him dinner.

subhuman09 said:

But..but...they ARE dinner!!

lilmissmissy said:

subhuman09 said:

And Harold isn't real.

Fauxie said:

Oh no!!

lilmissmissy said:

Bullshit!



(Wait-that better be a humping my couch.)

Milty said:

That or he lost a popcorn shrimp.

Milty said:

Yeah i know!!

subhuman09 said:

Is da popcorn shrimp battered?

lilmissmissy said:

It better not be.

lilmissmissy said:

Shame the bf didn't step in. I'd have enjoyed reading about how you beat him off.

Fauxie said:

Fauxie said:

Tempting, seeing dat i dont like him!! I fink he's a bit of a prick

subhuman09 said:

OH!!

Well, then yes, it better not be thenz!!!

lilmissmissy said:

It's ok-I think it's an eggroll.

He just offered it to me.

I said no.

He was smiling.

lilmissmissy said: