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Does anyone use "The Clapper"? Should I get it or does it suck?
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Dunno lemme try  is it working yet?  Maybe you should just stick with the crapper  | |
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the way you're going, you'll at least get the clap.  | |
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Anxiety said: the way you're going, you'll at least get the clap.
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Should I get it or does it suck?
Ive had the Clap for quite some time. Sure sucks.....Oh wait, you said the clapper. Sorry, ignore everything I just said. (Insert something clever here) |
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The new Clapper can control 2 appliances - 2 claps for the lights, 3 claps for the TV, etc....how cool is that! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: The new Clapper can control 2 appliances - 2 claps for the lights, 3 claps for the TV, etc....how cool is that!
but what if you run a spanking parlor in your living room? if you had a clapper, there'd be lights going on and off like some kind of pink floyd concert or something. i don't think it would be very practical. | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: The new Clapper can control 2 appliances - 2 claps for the lights, 3 claps for the TV, etc....how cool is that!
but what if you run a spanking parlor in your living room? if you had a clapper, there'd be lights going on and off like some kind of pink floyd concert or something. i don't think it would be very practical. who is talking about practical.....sounds like fun to me  | |
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one of these was given as a gift at our annual friends-holly-daze party. I didn't win it though  | |
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What if you like to smack your lovers ass during the deed?
That could become annoying. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: The new Clapper can control 2 appliances - 2 claps for the lights, 3 claps for the TV, etc....how cool is that!
Sorta like Space Giants...one whistle for Goldar 2 whistles for silvar and 3 for Gam. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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It's like listening to a Janet Jackson album--more times than not, I simply can't stand to turn it on. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: The new Clapper can control 2 appliances - 2 claps for the lights, 3 claps for the TV, etc....how cool is that!
Just make sure you don't hook it up to your power-saw if you sleep-walk.  |
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AsianBoi777 said: It's like listening to a Janet Jackson album--more times than not, I simply can't stand to turn it on.
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jerseykrs said: What if you like to smack your lovers ass during the deed?
That could become annoying. see, that's what i'm talking about. one minute you could be smacking away, and the next minute a punky brewster rerun is popping up on the bedroom teevee.  | |
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Anxiety said: but what if you run a spanking parlor in your living room?
Note to self  : Turn off Clapper before bringing women home. |
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jerseykrs said: What if you like to smack your lovers ass during the deed?
That could become annoying. Oh, women are boycotting me right now so I don't have to worry about that (maybe they're boycotting me because I'm interested in things like "the Clapper"?) | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: jerseykrs said: What if you like to smack your lovers ass during the deed?
That could become annoying. Oh, women are boycotting me right now so I don't have to worry about that (maybe they're boycotting me because I'm interested in things like "the Clapper"?) LMFAO, fuck them if they don't have a sense of humor. | |
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I guess I am not woman enough  | |
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EverSoLesa said: I guess I am not woman enough
 there's not much slapping because I'm gentle | |
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so i guess for those who don't have a thing for spanking, the clapper is a good investment. unless you smack your lips when you eat. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: EverSoLesa said: I guess I am not woman enough
there's not much slapping because I'm gentle how gentle?  and I'm sure I can change that  | |
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EverSoLesa said: ReturnOfDOOK said: there's not much slapping because I'm gentle how gentle? and I'm sure I can change that SPROING!!!!! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: EverSoLesa said: how gentle? and I'm sure I can change that SPROING!!!!! Harder  [Edited 1/3/05 16:12pm] | |
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EverSoLesa said: ReturnOfDOOK said: SPROING!!!!! Harder
[Edited 1/3/05 16:12pm] I can't go any harder! I'm watching M.A.S.H. and the TV will turn off! | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: The new Clapper can control 2 appliances - 2 claps for the lights, 3 claps for the TV, etc....how cool is that!
but what if you run a spanking parlor in your living room? if you had a clapper, there'd be lights going on and off like some kind of pink floyd concert or something. i don't think it would be very practical. You tell us how it works out then. | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: but what if you run a spanking parlor in your living room? if you had a clapper, there'd be lights going on and off like some kind of pink floyd concert or something. i don't think it would be very practical. You tell us how it works out then. someone would probably suffer an epileptic seizure with the clapper-induced blinkfest that would transpire at YOUR vile filth-den!  | |
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Anxiety said: althom said: You tell us how it works out then. someone would probably suffer an epileptic seizure with the clapper-induced blinkfest that would transpire at YOUR vile filth-den!  Light on
Lights off
Lights on | |
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althom said: Anxiety said: someone would probably suffer an epileptic seizure with the clapper-induced blinkfest that would transpire at YOUR vile filth-den! Light on
Lights off
Lights onMASHER!!! | |
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What if you don't have hands?
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