Right? Right????

I just noticed this morning while I was going about my business and ruminating about the day ahead.

Someone please reassure me that this is normal. I'm starting to worry I might be ill or Jesus or something.

I flush my doo doo down the toilet, and it never smells like flowers.

My toilet's made of flowers.

subhuman09 said:

Wow, where do you live, out in the woods?

Fauxie said:

Sometimes. I call that a weekday.

subhuman09 said:

How about your doo doo?

Fauxie said:

It's not much for conversation.

subhuman09 said:

Shame.

Fauxie said:

me and my best friend argue about this ALL the time. she always tries to tell me my asshole stinks. i say not if i'm clean. i scrub the HELL out that bitch. i got all kinds of tricks to keep my shit fresh. just in case i get a rimjob

glamslamkid said:

Terrific post. You deserve a bronze dildo.

glamslamkid said:

who are you? who are you?

AsianBoi777 said:

are you sending one or not? don't play with my emotions.

glamslamkid said:

That's one close friend you got there

thebumpsquad said:

naw. the bitch just nosey. just like i tell her not to show cleavage cuz she got severe tittie crust in the canyon.

Any doo doo thread is always going to be a little nasty, but this one has really gone bad.

Mine is so pure it smells like silk flowers.

DarkKnight1 said:

Thank you

I thought I was the only one!