It is a little-known fact that, here in Canada , we have a New Year's Eve ritual for women called, "Send Ace a Hot Pic of Yourself". Basically, it works like this:

All hot women must post a pic of themselves scantily clad and/or in tight clothing on a Web site Ace visits (let's say...oh...prince.org, for example).

It should be noted that superstition holds that any females who do not take part in this ritual will be cursed with bad luck throughout the New Year.

Ace said:

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee!!

Lleena said:

asl?

Lleena said:

Lleena said:

With looks like that, unfortunately you will still be cursed with bad luck this year and everafter.

Ok Ace here u go...
Im not shy



































very scantily clad...Im wearing a diaper
And no I wasnt on one of those Maury Povich obese baby shows

2the9s said:

don't forget this excellent song either:

Kilted Yaksmen Anthem
Stimpy
Remember the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen!
Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses...
And we have to clean-up after them
And our saddle sores are the best.
We proudly wear women's clothing.
And searing sand blows up our skirts.
Ren and Stimpy
And buzzards, they soar overhead.
And poisonous snakes devour us whole.
Our bones will bleach in the sun.
Stimpy
That's it!
Ren and Stimpy
And we will probably go to * * * *.
And that is our great reward
For being the - uh - roy-yal
Canadian kilted yaksmen
Stimpy
Come on everybody

Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean-up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women's clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to * * * *
And that is our great reward
For being the - uh - roy-yal
Canadian kilted yaksmen

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[Edited 12/31/04 9:30am]

ThreadCula said:

how bout i just email it?

redheadgirlie said:

That will do, as well.

Ace said:

ahhh what the hell i'll post it here

redheadgirlie said:

Ace said:

ohhhh thats right u are an ass man