They Can't. I checked.

ok, thx

It's impossible for a her to be a him, you grown-a** man.

i say, this thread is a smashing success!

I was hoping someone would clear that up. Because I have this cow who I visit everyday and he's not lactating, but has this friend that wears an udder bra that's purple and is from Victorias secret (Shhh) and she got it from a friend that works there. Her name is Slyvia and she'll give you a good discount on raincoats if you ask her nicely.

superspaceboy said:

You've spent waaaaay too much time in the Panhandle.

AsianBomb777 said:

So what are they good for?

Heavenly said:

There's a booming sex trade in Thailand right now.
Of course, they have to be tested now before exportation becuase of the mad cow scare.

Nothing worse than a transgender, non-milk producing, sex-cow with mad cow disease


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Heavenly said:

They're always up for going to the MOOvies! Also, if you're changing apartments, they can help you MOOve. If you're sad, they can get you in a better MOOd.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

LMAO.

stupid stupid stupid.

LMAO

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Ok Countess the Cow!

superspaceboy said:

.. I mean