you should check that reciept you have from your purchases at "booty for less", anx

cborgman said:

oh, i already know the booty is non-returnable. i just turn around and sell it on the e-bays.

Anxiety said:

anxiety's used booty on e-bay...

cborgman said:

what?! i spray it down with some febreeze. i HAVE standards, you know.

Anxiety said:

yes, you have standards... standards and herpes.

irresistibleb1tch said:

i think he secretly missed me tormenting him, he just doesnt want to admit it

cborgman said:

i do NOT have herpes. though i did go to 7-11 and got a case of the slurpees. quite an easy misunderstanding to make, really.

Anxiety said:

and what cures a case of the slurpees? penicillin hot dogs?

cborgman said:

oh, the good old days!

cborgman said:

i'm so thrilled i can hardly keep from repeatedly stabbing myself in the crotch with a pair of rusty scissors.

irresistibleb1tch said:

good times... makes me miss brian (haystack) though, he was the master of ti-for-tat wit
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Anxiety said:

i don't think that clears up herpes, but it might make for a fun evening.

cborgman said:

i agree - you first!!!

Anxiety said:

not even dinner and a movie first?

cborgman said:

i'll rent 'gigli' and bring over a bag of white castles, ok?

Anxiety said:

such a charmer... a herpes infested charmer, but a charmer

cborgman said:

all this nonsense about me having herpes - you could only BE so lucky!

Anxiety said:

i suppose if we married, i could be their step-daddy, it's almost as good as them being mine

cborgman said:

damn right, and where's my money?

Anxiety said:

CAREFUL!!!! They don't call him "Fast Hand Borgie" for nothing!