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If you could talk to your private parts, what would you say? I would say "Hey, Buddy! How's it going?" | |
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too icky [Edited 12/27/04 11:31am] | |
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we'll just do a duet  | |
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I would also say something like "Hey Buddy, hang in there!" | |
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 most people DONT talk to their " private "  parts ??
i always do but what i say is sacred ... | |
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I would also ask them why they smell so bad. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I would also ask them why they smell so bad.
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Spookymuffin said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I would also ask them why they smell so bad.
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I would also tell mine to stop getting aroused by 70 year old men. | |
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It's private.
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I'd say "thank you."  | |
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tackam said: I'd say "thank you."
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CarrieMpls said: tackam said: I'd say "thank you."
Right? Of course, the question is, why CAN'T you talk to your private parts? They're right there, prolly not doing anything more interesting if you're on the org reading this. Go ahead! Chat away! They prooooobably won't talk back, but don't we all just ultimately want to be heard?  | |
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tackam said: CarrieMpls said: Right? Of course, the question is, why CAN'T you talk to your private parts? They're right there, prolly not doing anything more interesting if you're on the org reading this. Go ahead! Chat away! They prooooobably won't talk back, but don't we all just ultimately want to be heard?
And people always laugh when I say I talk to my kitty.  |
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I do however encourage folks to talk to them in public.
Loudly. | |
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tackam said: CarrieMpls said: Right? Of course, the question is, why CAN'T you talk to your private parts? They're right there, prolly not doing anything more interesting if you're on the org reading this. Go ahead! Chat away! They prooooobably won't talk back, but don't we all just ultimately want to be heard? what is the problem when your talking to em , n' they are ignoring you ? | |
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 What do you mean..."IF I could talk to them"
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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danielboon said: tackam said: Right? Of course, the question is, why CAN'T you talk to your private parts? They're right there, prolly not doing anything more interesting if you're on the org reading this. Go ahead! Chat away! They prooooobably won't talk back, but don't we all just ultimately want to be heard? what is the problem when your talking to em , n' they are ignoring you ? Oh, mine can be fairly responsive. Not VERBAL, but. . . Give it a try. See how it goes. | |
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tackam said: danielboon said: what is the problem when your talking to em , n' they are ignoring you ? Oh, mine can be fairly responsive. Not VERBAL, but. . . Give it a try. See how it goes. whats the problem when it starts spitting at me ? | |
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danielboon said: tackam said: Oh, mine can be fairly responsive. Not VERBAL, but. . . Give it a try. See how it goes. whats the problem when it starts spitting at me ? Just means it has had enough for the moment. Nothing personal. | |
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Steadwood said: What do you mean..."IF I could talk to them"
 "...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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Shut up! Love it or shove it! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I would also tell mine to stop getting aroused by 70 year old men.
there's hope for me yet!  | |
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some may ask "y"...
i say "y not?" "...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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Doesn't everyone talk to their private parts
but the thing is they rarely talk back Dirt &Earthyvibes http://www.dirt.bz | |
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Dirt said: Doesn't everyone talk to their private parts
but the thing is they rarely talk back Dirt &Earthyvibes http://www.dirt.bz no, and im gonna continue 2 give her the silent treatment until she stops acting like such a p*ssy "...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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I would say, "You know me and you were born on the same day, you've been with me through it all. Puberty, The clap, pre-ejaculation, one night stands. It seems like yesterday when I locked the bathroom door and placed that first condom over your head and masturbated. Remember when you had that afro?  You know if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have had anything to play with as a child. I love you man! If I could kiss you I would! Maybe even more than that." 
[Edited 12/28/04 1:02am] | |
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I quite often talk to other people's privates!
Got me thrown off the bus a few times though..... | |
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