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Thread started 12/27/04 7:13pm

ReturnOfDOOK

If your private parts could talk, what would they say?

Mine would say "Hello! I'm Paul's privates! Nice to meet you".
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Reply #1 posted 12/27/04 7:22pm

Anxiety

Mine would say, "Help! We're being held hostage by a madman! Call the SWAT team!!!"
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Reply #2 posted 12/27/04 7:23pm

conch5184

I'm bleeding!
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Reply #3 posted 12/27/04 7:24pm

conch5184

ew
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Reply #4 posted 12/27/04 7:25pm

ReturnOfDOOK

conch5184 said:

I'm bleeding!


falloff
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Reply #5 posted 12/27/04 7:31pm

Heavenly

"I'm unimployed at the moment"

But then again, maybe we'll just sing to each other biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 12/27/04 7:42pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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These tonsils are in my way pissed
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Reply #7 posted 12/27/04 7:43pm

ReturnOfDOOK

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

These tonsils are in my way pissed


My tonsils would reply: "Hey! Be a little more gentle!!!"
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Reply #8 posted 12/27/04 7:57pm

sinisterpentat
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You suck! smile
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Reply #9 posted 12/27/04 8:11pm

ella731

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thank you lol
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Reply #10 posted 12/27/04 8:12pm

Mach

eek again ...


mine DO


and they say ... censored


oops... yup

thats sacred info too

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Reply #11 posted 12/27/04 8:18pm

ReturnOfDOOK

Mine would say "Thanks for the crabs AsianBomb!"
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Reply #12 posted 12/27/04 8:19pm

TheDuck

can ya give us a break please.....
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Reply #13 posted 12/27/04 8:41pm

sinisterpentat
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could someone tell sinisterpentatonic to stop beating me? cry
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Reply #14 posted 12/27/04 8:50pm

glamslamkid

mine would say:

"It's hard being a dick. I have an eye i can't see with, i got to hang around with 2 nuts all day, and my neighbor is an asshole."
GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy

Paw Power Pussy paw
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Reply #15 posted 12/27/04 9:03pm

daned

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They'd probably say "HEEEELLLLLPPP!". confused
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #16 posted 12/27/04 9:09pm

Hotlegs

hmmm
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Reply #17 posted 12/27/04 10:10pm

Spookymuffin

"Play with me! Please! please?"
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Reply #18 posted 12/27/04 10:13pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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daned said:

They'd probably say "HEEEELLLLLPPP!". confused


They?! omfg
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Reply #19 posted 12/27/04 10:13pm

Spookymuffin

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

daned said:

They'd probably say "HEEEELLLLLPPP!". confused


They?! omfg

AHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! I didn't spot that!!!

hah! falloff
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Reply #20 posted 12/27/04 10:23pm

daned

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

daned said:

They'd probably say "HEEEELLLLLPPP!". confused


They?! omfg


Well.....

[thinks]

I do have a penis and 2 balls. Surely, that can count as a they? They all scream help in unison.
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #21 posted 12/27/04 10:26pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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daned said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:



They?! omfg


Well.....

[thinks]

I do have a penis and 2 balls. Surely, that can count as a they? They all scream help in unison.


Did I ever tell you that I specialize in the exact help you need? biggrin
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Reply #22 posted 12/27/04 10:33pm

AsianBoi777

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Mine would say "Thanks for the crabs AsianBomb!"


Mine would say, Dook's mouth tastes like ass !!! ????
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Reply #23 posted 12/27/04 10:48pm

daned

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

daned said:



Well.....

[thinks]

I do have a penis and 2 balls. Surely, that can count as a they? They all scream help in unison.


Did I ever tell you that I specialize in the exact help you need? biggrin


Well, kind offer Supa but I think I need a nurse and not a Dr, if you know what i mean! biggrin
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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Reply #24 posted 12/28/04 12:29am

SupaFunkyOrgan
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daned said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:



Did I ever tell you that I specialize in the exact help you need? biggrin


Well, kind offer Supa but I think I need a nurse and not a Dr, if you know what i mean! biggrin

No worries. I have a nurses outfit biggrin
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Reply #25 posted 12/28/04 9:32am

glamslamkid

"Don't talk to me, i had a shitty day!"
GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy

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Reply #26 posted 12/28/04 9:58am

Lodger

It would say "I'm bored!" lol
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Reply #27 posted 12/28/04 10:26am

Heavenly

"Hey!!! It says private parts, so could you please stop showing me to everyone?"
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Reply #28 posted 12/28/04 11:07am

ShySlantedEye1

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She would say, "Bitch! I am lonely! Can we invite some company down here or what!" mad sad mad
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