You can quote somebody else or something from your own head.

I can see this is going to be another one of my smashing popular threads... anyway


Mine that I've thought up is "The nice thing about religion is you don't have to think. The bad thing about religion is you don't have to think."

So... wise enough.

Women are friendly to me because I'm a nice guy
Women are no more than friendly to me because I'm a nice guy.

Wise, but maybe in a different way than you meant?

A Poem for Emily

Small fact and fingers and farthest one from me,
a hand's width and two generations away,
in this still present I am fifty-three.
You are not yet a full day.

When I am sixty-three, when you are ten,
and you are neither closer nor as far,
your arms will fill with what you know by then,
the arithmetic and love we do and are.

When I by blood and luck am eighty-six
and you are someplace else and thirty-three
believing in sex and god and politics
with children who look not at all like me,

sometime I know you will have read them this
so they will know I love them and say so
and love their mother. Child, whatever is
is always or never was. Long ago,

a day I watched awhile beside your bed,
I wrote this down, a thing that might be kept
awhile, to tell you what I would have said
when you were who knows what and I was dead
which is I stood and loved you while you slept.

-Miller Williams
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Don't regret the things you did, Regret the things you didn't do!

never accept wooden nickels from a midget.

a whisper can be so much louder than a scream

pay peanuts and what do you get? you get monkeys.

never look a gift horse in the mouth

-A good rest is half the work

-Fail to plan, plan to fail

-If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance

-The world's full of apathy, but I don't care

-Those who judge others will burn in Hell

-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you

-An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on

-There are only three kinds of people; people who can count and people who can't

Never re-freeze sea bass.

Falling down doesn't make you a failure
Staying down does.

Never argue with a fool, for if you do then no one can tell you apart

I never remember the exact quote, but it's from Hemmingway and it's one of my faves. Something like:

Never hesitate to kiss a pretty girl or open a bottle of whiskey.

"Something Wise"

by Mach :

Peace within

for without

there is nothing

Don't put your weenie in a meat grinder.

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools."
dunno who said this but it's something i try to follow.

heybaby said:

oh, no - i think that word is in my dictionary!!!

Poetic justice is when:

A bitter old lady who hates dogs steps in dog poo

Two playas get each other and think it's gonna work out cos they got so much in common

I'll come up with more later

Duck.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety

Anxiety said:

never! but clever,handsome and funny yes

mispelledit
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