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My Dog Is Humping a Pillow... As if that's not gross and strange enough, my dog is FEMALE and has been spayed for over two years... What is she doing? Maybe she's just horny for some odd reason, but it's hella creepy that she's on my bed humping a pillow! I keep chasing her away from my pillow, but she just won't give it up! And the other dog, the male who usually lifts his leg on everything in the house and is always horny, is just looking at her like she's nuts! I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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...Has she been drinking... | |
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Does the pillow have bacon in it?
...does it want to? | |
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... ...Maybe she's trying to show him a few new tricks... ........or maybe showing him what she wants for Christmas... | |
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Steadwood said: ... ...Maybe she's trying to show him a few new tricks... ........or maybe showing him what she wants for Christmas... Yeah, but who doesn't want a bacon pillow for Christmas? (Merry Christmas, Stead.) | |
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subhuman09 said: Steadwood said: ... ...Maybe she's trying to show him a few new tricks... ........or maybe showing him what she wants for Christmas... Yeah, but who doesn't want a bacon pillow for Christmas? (Merry Christmas, Stead.) This is true... .....Likewise...who doesn't want a good ***** for Christmas too And Merry Christmas to you too Sir | |
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I have a little female minpin who loves to hump my shoulder and she is fixed as well. | |
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Steadwood said: This is true... .....Likewise...who doesn't want a good ***** for Christmas too And Merry Christmas to you too Sir | |
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Steadwood said: ... ...Maybe she's trying to show him a few new tricks... ........or maybe showing him what she wants for Christmas... Maybe so! Damn I can't find my digi cam! What a time to lose it! Well I can show you a picture of the dog at least so you can imagine this properly... http://img.villagephotos....Napper.GIF http://img.villagephotos....Bailey.JPG I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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lovemachine said: I have a little female minpin who loves to hump my shoulder and she is fixed as well.
Aw, I used to have a min pin! They are awesome dogs! Mine was a male ex-stud dog named "Sguirt". Not a typo; I got him from an Amish family, so thus the spelling of his name. I miss him so bad. She humps your shoulder? Ick. It doesn't surprise me that even female dogs get horny. I mean, look at humans. It's just weird to see them humping things... I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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hIsMiRRoR said: As if that's not gross and strange enough, my dog is FEMALE and has been spayed for over two years... What is she doing? Maybe she's just horny for some odd reason, but it's hella creepy that she's on my bed humping a pillow! I keep chasing her away from my pillow, but she just won't give it up! And the other dog, the male who usually lifts his leg on everything in the house and is always horny, is just looking at her like she's nuts!
I have a dog, Susie. She's been spayed for over two years, too, and is a HORNY lil bitch! She's always humping! The vet called it "dancing". | |
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hIsMiRRoR said: Steadwood said: ... ...Maybe she's trying to show him a few new tricks... ........or maybe showing him what she wants for Christmas... Maybe so! Damn I can't find my digi cam! What a time to lose it! Well I can show you a picture of the dog at least so you can imagine this properly... http://img.villagephotos....Napper.GIF http://img.villagephotos....Bailey.JPG ...There's something missing ........I know... .....So we can get an even better idea do you have a picture of the pillow | |
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theVelvetRoper said: hIsMiRRoR said: As if that's not gross and strange enough, my dog is FEMALE and has been spayed for over two years... What is she doing? Maybe she's just horny for some odd reason, but it's hella creepy that she's on my bed humping a pillow! I keep chasing her away from my pillow, but she just won't give it up! And the other dog, the male who usually lifts his leg on everything in the house and is always horny, is just looking at her like she's nuts!
I have a dog, Susie. She's been spayed for over two years, too, and is a HORNY lil bitch! She's always humping! The vet called it "dancing". Dancing, ha ha! Well Napper's a very spirited dancer tonight... I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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theVelvetRoper said: hIsMiRRoR said: As if that's not gross and strange enough, my dog is FEMALE and has been spayed for over two years... What is she doing? Maybe she's just horny for some odd reason, but it's hella creepy that she's on my bed humping a pillow! I keep chasing her away from my pillow, but she just won't give it up! And the other dog, the male who usually lifts his leg on everything in the house and is always horny, is just looking at her like she's nuts!
I have a dog, Susie. She's been spayed for over two years, too, and is a HORNY lil bitch! She's always humping! The vet called it "dancing". ...You sure the vet dont need sex education lessons.. ....It could get kinda embarrasing down the dance hall... | |
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Steadwood said: hIsMiRRoR said: Maybe so! Damn I can't find my digi cam! What a time to lose it! Well I can show you a picture of the dog at least so you can imagine this properly... http://img.villagephotos....Napper.GIF http://img.villagephotos....Bailey.JPG ...There's something missing ........I know... .....So we can get an even better idea do you have a picture of the pillow Unfortunately no... But here's a description. It's an average-size pillow with a dark blue flannel pillowcase. She's on top of a twin size bed with a thick cream colored blanket that has brown (with some dull blue and green) flowers and feathers printed on it. Hope that helps! Oh and describe the dog of course. You saw the pictures. She's a German Shorthair Pointer, or at least obviously mixed with one. She stands about 2 1/2 feet tall. She weighs about 58 pounds. She's around 4 or 5 years old and is currently not wearing her collar. She has a long skinny tongue that's hanging out of her long skinny face while she humps the hell out of the pillow. Enough description? Have fun imagining my crazy dog humping my pillow. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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hIsMiRRoR said: Steadwood said: ...There's something missing ........I know... .....So we can get an even better idea do you have a picture of the pillow Unfortunately no... But here's a description. It's an average-size pillow with a dark blue flannel pillowcase. She's on top of a twin size bed with a thick cream colored blanket that has brown (with some dull blue and green) flowers and feathers printed on it. Hope that helps! Oh and describe the dog of course. You saw the pictures. She's a German Shorthair Pointer, or at least obviously mixed with one. She stands about 2 1/2 feet tall. She weighs about 58 pounds. She's around 4 or 5 years old and is currently not wearing her collar. She has a long skinny tongue that's hanging out of her long skinny face while she humps the hell out of the pillow. Enough description? Have fun imagining my crazy dog humping my pillow. Ahem...cough.....cough.... ...Have you considered a career in doggie porn ....I've got a really crazy picture in my head...I just hope it ain't anywhere near the truth ....Is the poor guy still redundant ... | |
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Steadwood said: Ahem...cough.....cough.... ...Have you considered a career in doggie porn ....I've got a really crazy picture in my head...I just hope it ain't anywhere near the truth ....Is the poor guy still redundant ... If you two start asking for credit card numbers, I'm hitting you. | |
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She's passed out on the bed now. Poor dear is exhausted. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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damn they really should stop putting Viagra in the dog food | |
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hIsMiRRoR said: She's passed out on the bed now. Poor dear is exhausted.
Right....That's the Dog covered.. ...Now how's the pillow? .......Is it Happy ....or a nervous wreck... | |
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Well. I'm glad at least someone is humping something. | |
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