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Elbows are nasty, I'm realizing .
They are. If you don't rub lotion on them every friggen day, they alway dry out, and end up looking a little like the skin on your scrotum. They human body is a wonderful machine, but what was mother creation thinking when we got our elbows ? ew. | |
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Thanks for letting us know what your scrotum looks like now. 
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The trick is to get them soft with baby oil, let sit awhile and have a shower and scrub like hell with soap to get off the dead skin softened by the baby oil. Then put lots of Udder Cream on them and voila!!!
It works, I have that problem too, I hate winter  
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i have beautiful elbows. for any other flaws i may have, my elbows are blessed.
so nyah. | |
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Anxiety said: i have beautiful elbows. for any other flaws i may have, my elbows are blessed.
so nyah. Show off 
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Anxiety's elbows : 
I'm serious. Elbows are the LEAST attractive part of the human body. I will admit, the achiles heal and knees come in a close second, but the elbows take the cake. [Edited 12/23/04 18:26pm] | |
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I have not had my supper yet, thoughts of hurling  
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I mean look at these two models. They're people I think most human beings consider good looking. You can't tell me that the elbows aren't distracting to the point that you can't take your eyes off of them. ew! 
nasty nasty nasty. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: I mean look at these two models. They're people I think most human beings consider good looking. You can't tell me that the elbows aren't distracting to the point that you can't take your eyes off of them. ew!
nasty nasty nasty. They probably use those photo tricks on the models pics to hide or enhance.
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I have competition elbows. I also breed them. | |
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Anyone who is as superficial as to pay any attention whatsoever to elbows deserves to be frustrated by them.
I'm drunk so i'm not sure if i approve of this message. "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
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luv4u said: The trick is to get them soft with baby oil, let sit awhile and have a shower and scrub like hell with soap to get off the dead skin softened by the baby oil. Then put lots of Udder Cream on them and voila!!!
Are we still talking about elbows? 
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AsianBoi777 said: Anxiety's elbows :
I'm serious. Elbows are the LEAST attractive part of the human body. I will admit, the achiles heal and knees come in a close second, but the elbows take the cake. [Edited 12/23/04 18:26pm] Ew, my dad's entire body is like that! Gross! I'm not kidding! He has psoriasis! He's even multi-colored. His ankles are crusty and green, his legs are crusty and white, his body is crusty and blue and white, and his elbows, well they look like that! Oh and behind his ears and all around his head it's lumpy and crusty and red. And he walks around shirtless all the time and I can safely say the evil brown crust has taken over his nipples. I keep track of my genes... I'm totally stocked on moisturizers and ointments just in case... I reject your reality and substitute my own. 
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hIsMiRRoR said: AsianBoi777 said: Anxiety's elbows :
I'm serious. Elbows are the LEAST attractive part of the human body. I will admit, the achiles heal and knees come in a close second, but the elbows take the cake. [Edited 12/23/04 18:26pm] Ew, my dad's entire body is like that! Gross! I'm not kidding! He has psoriasis! He's even multi-colored. His ankles are crusty and green, his legs are crusty and white, his body is crusty and blue and white, and his elbows, well they look like that! Oh and behind his ears and all around his head it's lumpy and crusty and red. And he walks around shirtless all the time and I can safely say the evil brown crust has taken over his nipples. I keep track of my genes... I'm totally stocked on moisturizers and ointments just in case... Please tell me you're prone to exageration. I"m already discusted by elbows--I can't take anymore. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: hIsMiRRoR said: Ew, my dad's entire body is like that! Gross! I'm not kidding! He has psoriasis! He's even multi-colored. His ankles are crusty and green, his legs are crusty and white, his body is crusty and blue and white, and his elbows, well they look like that! Oh and behind his ears and all around his head it's lumpy and crusty and red. And he walks around shirtless all the time and I can safely say the evil brown crust has taken over his nipples. I keep track of my genes... I'm totally stocked on moisturizers and ointments just in case... Please tell me you're prone to exageration. I"m already discusted by elbows--I can't take anymore. Sorry, my friend. Although normally I am prone to extreme exaggertion for the sake of a good story, this time I am being 100% honest. I can't imagine where I would even begin to exaggerate this one... My father actually looks like that. That's what happens when irritated skin goes chronically untreated and you live in filth. Remember that, everyone! Lotion, soap and aloe are your friends! I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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althom said: luv4u said: The trick is to get them soft with baby oil, let sit awhile and have a shower and scrub like hell with soap to get off the dead skin softened by the baby oil. Then put lots of Udder Cream on them and voila!!!
Are we still talking about elbows?
. [Edited 12/23/04 19:41pm] Yes, and where have you been???
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SpcMs said: Anyone who is as superficial as to pay any attention whatsoever to elbows deserves to be frustrated by them.
I'm drunk so i'm not sure if i approve of this message. That's fair enough. Are yours ugly? I can't stand ugly elbows. | |
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