EYE WOOOOULDE LYKEAE TEEEW WEEESHEEE YEWEOE ALEELW MEEERAY KREESMASSSEEEWWE!!!

that is a lovely sentiment, hans-but give me the keyboard.

NEEEW!!@)!!)!! EYE MEEES MEYEE FREEENDSE!!!#@!!

EYEEE LUEEOOOVEAEEE YEEEWWW SANTAAEEEE!@@_!! BREENINGE MEEE VIENER DAWGGEE!!!@

...i give up.

Natisse said:

MEEERAYEE KREESMAAASEE NAHHHTEEESSEEESEEE!!@)!)!

EEEYE GAWOTEE DEE DAWKTEREEE SAAMEEE WWWOOOEMEEAAANEEE!!!!

hans!!! that is entirely inappropriate!!!

YEWEE NEEAADEEE ALWEELW DAAEE HEEALPEE YEWW KAANEE GEEET.

asylum said:

and hans you will get all the help you need

Natisse said:

AYEEE GEEETAE KOOOEEKAAAYEEESEESSS???

althom said:

MEEESTER ALLLEEETHAOMBEEE!!!@!! EEYEE LAAVLVES YEEEWWWEE ROOEEEBAATE MEEEAAAN!!

hans-is that really necessary? i am sure mr. althom is quite busy.

no, the device on his head is not the red button.

asylum said:

just for you


ready?

asylum said:

Errrr.....merry xmas hans.

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[Edited 12/23/04 19:37pm]

Natisse said:

i believe hans was asking for cookies, but he seems too excited about this.

hans!!! step away from the screen! i just cleaned that!

althom said:

i apoligize as always for his behavior, mr. althom.

we have some extra oil at your establishment that might be to your liking.

asylum said:

oops my bad ...oh well

Natisse said:

oh dear-i best retrieve the window cleaner.

no, hans-not mr. althom.

Remember: typing drunk is bad, folks.



(That and paint thinner.)
[Edited 12/23/04 19:44pm]

asylum said:

subhuman09 said:

then why did you have to edit, mr. subhuman?

pity-naming oneself after a sandwich.

asylum said:

I edited because I made a minor typing mistake.

That never happens. Ever.

I didn't name myself after a sandwich-really, what exactly are you a doctor of?

Who the is Hans anyway?

Did you make up some imaginary friend?

asylum said:

Herr Doctor...you shouldn't really be making fun of your patients...

subhuman09 said:

oh yes-i am quite sure you never make a mistake, mr. subhuman.

verbal abuse to a respected establishment? how unsightly.

hans is my assistant. he assits me in any way necessary.

YEEWEE AREEE AA POOOEEE HEEAADEE!

i am sure he feels your insult severely, hans.

applekisses said:

i have never seen that man in my life.

BUTEEE HEEEWEE WAASEE AATEEE DEE KREEESMASSS PAAARRTTAAYEEE

hans-go to your room.

asylum said:

I'm sure he does.



Tell Hans to go find Waldo.

asylum said:

My fiance never lies!

applekisses said:

then you tell me who broke that vase, miss applekisses.

hans-i saw that look.

subhuman09 said:

hans is looking in the light sockets at the moment.

hans! wait! oh dear.

asylum said:

Hans! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT! NOOOOO!

Natisse2 said:

it is quite alright, miss natisse.

i believe he was grounded.

Natisse2 said:

Better go towards a dictionary.

subhuman09 said:

alright! that is quite enough!

i will not have you talking to my colleague like this!

you post on this thread with malice!

do you have anything useful to add, mr. subhuman?

asylum said:

Did you get your degree from a Cracker Jack box?