According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,
male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had
to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and
not get lost.

Should kids leave painkillers for the reindeer then?

subhuman09 said:

TUMS for Santa and Midol for the reindeer?

MrJoker said:

In large crates.

MrJoker said:

I think it's safe to say now, that Santa rides his reindeers in more than one way