1. Are you on fire at the moment? If so, explain why. If not, explain why not.
2. The way to San José. Are you familiar with the route? Please accurately describe the route from where you are, or if not, invent directions.
3. Off the top of your head, define the word Process without using the word 'process'. Don't refer to any dictionaries.
4. What's the opposite of Orange? Explain your answer.
5. Which song do you wish you'd written, but kept unreleased in your vault? Prince songs aren't allowed.
6. Why do most questions begin with the letter 'W'? And you're not allowed to answer with any word that begins with the letter 'W'.
7. Can you post any pictures that were once posted by Haystack on these very forums?
8. Christmas is imminent. If you celebrate it, name a famous woman. If you don't, name a famous man.
9. Say something that you know the next Orger will get upset about. Even if it's something that doesn't genuinely reflect your personal views.
10. Imagine that you were famous and were officially opening a new boutique. What would be your speech, assuming that you had a new product to promote?

1. Are you on fire at the moment?

No, not now but my bottom was on fire this morning... I had a tummy bug which now seems to have passed.

2. The way to San José.

You don't need to know the way because L.A. is a great big freeway. You just put a hundred down and buy a car.

3. Off the top of your head, define the word Process without using the word 'process'.

A systematic function which enables change from beginning to end.

4. What's the opposite of Orange? Explain your answer.

Brown. I was a child in the seventies. Brown was "black" to orange's "white".

5. Which song do you wish you'd written, but kept unreleased in your vault? Prince songs aren't allowed.

I can't think of any.

6. Why do most questions begin with the letter 'W'? And you're not allowed to answer with any word that begins with the letter 'W'.

Are you sure that most questions begin with a 'w'?

7. Can you post any pictures that were once posted by Haystack on these very forums?

Other than the avatars, no.

8. Christmas is imminent. If you celebrate it, name a famous woman. If you don't, name a famous man.

Madonna.

9. Say something that you know the next Orger will get upset about. Even if it's something that doesn't genuinely reflect your personal views.

All Americans are dumb.

10. Imagine that you were famous and were officially opening a new boutique. What would be your speech, assuming that you had a new product to promote?

Can I come back to you on this one?

Enigmoid said:

the bold and the mediocre-looking edit...
[Edited 12/21/04 15:48pm]

irresistibleb1tch said:

Wrong, that wal-mart comment didn't piss me off at all

oh, and did i mention...

paintsprayer said:

that's why you rock, my man!

irresistibleb1tch said:

That answer was so good, I'm going to dominate the World tomorrow with my new found superhuman powers.

Enigmoid said:

sweeeet!

Enigmoid said:

Welcome erm..you person (cos only one person would turn up) I am honoured to be opening this boutique that sells totally useless stuff that you dont need. Please feel free to browse the crap products at your leisure. They cost an arm and a leg but who cares..as long as I get paid.

thankyou (smile sweetly)

1. Are you on fire at the moment? If so, explain why. If not, explain why not. No, but I plan to get my wife hot when I get home from work tonight.

2. The way to San José. Are you familiar with the route? Please accurately describe the route from where you are, or if not, invent directions. Drive to the airport in MPLS, fly to San Jose. Can I do that? Do they have their own airport...even a small one?

3. Off the top of your head, define the word Process without using the word 'process'. Don't refer to any dictionaries. The way to do something.

4. What's the opposite of Orange? Explain your answer. Blue. http://www.faceters.com/a...er52.shtml

5. Which song do you wish you'd written, but kept unreleased in your vault? Prince songs aren't allowed. "Don't Worry, Be Happy". This would NEVER have left my vault!

6. Why do most questions begin with the letter 'W'? And you're not allowed to answer with any word that begins with the letter 'W'. Because.

7. Can you post any pictures that were once posted by Haystack on these very forums? Nope, can't say that I can.

8. Christmas is imminent. If you celebrate it, name a famous woman. If you don't, name a famous man. Mary, mother of Jesus.

9. Say something that you know the next Orger will get upset about. Even if it's something that doesn't genuinely reflect your personal views. Let's slaughter some cows and have hamburgers and steak! Oh, we have to milk them first before we do that so we have something to drink.

10. Imagine that you were famous and were officially opening a new boutique. What would be your speech, assuming that you had a new product to promote? I'd let the awesome products speak for themselves. Screw speeches!

Are you on fire at the moment? If so, explain why. If not, explain why not.
yes. I am recovering from love lost
2. The way to San José. Are you familiar with the route? Please accurately describe the route from where you are, or if not, invent directions.
Go due west up the panhandel, taking i-10 and head to sunset

3. Off the top of your head, define the word Process without using the word 'process'. Don't refer to any dictionaries.
Combersome delay tactic for supposed saftey reasons
4. What's the opposite of Orange? Explain your answer.
Blue. Becuase it is the opposite of orange on the color wheel
5. Which song do you wish you'd written, but kept unreleased in your vault? Prince songs aren't allowed.
Tommorow Wendy [/b[
6. Why do most questions begin with the letter 'W'? And you're not allowed to answer with any word that begins with the letter 'W'.
[b] Becuase I dream in it
7. Can you post any pictures that were once posted by Haystack on these very forums?
WTF?
8. Christmas is imminent. If you celebrate it, name a famous woman. If you don't, name a famous man.
George Bush
9. Say something that you know the next Orger will get upset about. Even if it's something that doesn't genuinely reflect your personal views.
Iraq
10. Imagine that you were famous and were officially opening a new boutique. What would be your speech, assuming that you had a new product to promote?

Thanks a twat,
I cunt thank U e-muff
Cum inside and dick around,
--The AsianBomb sex boutique
[Edited 12/21/04 16:36pm]

1. Are you on fire at the moment? If so, explain why. If not, explain why not.

i scalded myself on a hot teabag earlier this week, does that count?

2. The way to San José. Are you familiar with the route? Please accurately describe the route from where you are, or if not, invent directions.

all roads lead to san jose

3. Off the top of your head, define the word Process without using the word 'process'. Don't refer to any dictionaries.

a series of steps taken in order to manifest results

4. What's the opposite of Orange? Explain your answer.

murky green. it just is.

5. Which song do you wish you'd written, but kept unreleased in your vault? Prince songs aren't allowed.

[country western] measles on my horse and my dog is running wild

6. Why do most questions begin with the letter 'W'? And you're not allowed to answer with any word that begins with the letter 'W'.

the unmentioned letter that precedes hy? hat? here? hen? ho? which five questions, in themselves, contain most of the types of information usually sought after verbally.

7. Can you post any pictures that were once posted by Haystack on these very forums?

only his avatar, but i see you've done that already

8. Christmas is imminent. If you celebrate it, name a famous woman. If you don't, name a famous man.

dorothy parker

9. Say something that you know the next Orger will get upset about. Even if it's something that doesn't genuinely reflect your personal views.

everyone on the ORG needs an enema. yeah you, i'm talking to you too.

10. Imagine that you were famous and were officially opening a new boutique. What would be your speech, assuming that you had a new product to promote?

i'm famous i'm rich i'm beautiful too
and once i was no one, just like you.

you know i can feel it, you wanna be me
you know, i can see it, i think you could be

step right up to my brand new boutique
so damn right you know it's tres chic

buy it, try it, apply it you'll see
spend up a bundle, you know it ain't free


and someday you'll be just as classy as me!

Lleena said:

who is this wacky enigmoid character?????

madartista said:

Enigmoid said: