My brother in law, a carpenter told us (over Christmas dinner) that one of his workmates needed to go and take a crap, and he said he just had to go and "drop the kids off at the pool". I laughed until I cried. This is the same fella that said when his wife was pregnant that she had a "gutful of arms and legs". Charming!

My brother said some shit like that last night. He was like "I gotta go fly the plane and drop some bombs" and all this other shit...but he was boring so i stopped paying attention..

BOBBAAAAA!!!!!