Ive yelled out lots of interesting things during sex. Among them:
1. Sexy Chocolate Dracula!
2. Stove Top Stufing!
3. The lyrics to LilJohn's song "Get Low"
4. Someone else's name

dreamfactory313 said:

"Hey, come back, I haven't finished yet....."

RocknRollDave said:

"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"

I tend to laugh sometimes because I'm ticklish.

Usually I just tend to mention God, even though I'm not a man of faith.

But my partner did call her ex's name one time. Then she apologized saying it was just a reflex since she's been with him for so long

Heavenly said:

awwwww sweety that sucks Maybe you've been with the wrong women

"this is really boring! Oops, did I just say that out loud?"

"STELLAAAAA!!!GIT YO HAND OUT MY POCKET! I DIDN'T BAKE NO COOKAAAAAYYYYSS! SEGA! I LIKE PEACH COBBLER BUT I DON'T LIKE PEACHES, DUCK,DUCK, GOOSE....."

I was sleeping with this one girl for awhile and we finally decided not to use a condom....so, after we had finished, we were just lying down and I said "So, is my dick going to fall off?" - of course I was JOKING (that's all I do! I joke around)....well, she got all pissy and stormed out - I had to apologize quite a bit for that one....hehehehehe

Rhondab said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

smooth, man

EverSoLesa said:

I'll get over it, but the time I'm 87.

newpower99 said:

I know! Hahahahah! It's one of my favorite stories to tell because anyone who knows me knows that that's EXACTLY something I would say! Hahahahah!

Heavenly said:

oh stop that come over here and let me help you out

Oh Dad, you're the best!

xenon said:

"get off of me daddy , you're crushing my smokes"

xenon said:

xenon said:

How much is this costing me?!?!








Just joking.

OK LAWD, DOOK, How am I gonna ever get all this come off your back?

"Is a refrigerator coming with the new house?

Heavenly said:

I tend to giggle a bit too sometimes. Someone was really offended by that once. It made me laugh even harder cause they were tryina be so serious and I was all, "but it's fun! you're supposed to have fun! nothing wrong with a giggle."

"I'm king of the org!!!! Wooooowwwwooooo!!!!!"

RocknRollDave said:

classic!

althom said:

"don't worry, I'll be right back, everythings ok"

After my wife reached up and accidently broke my nose, she was unaware and I had covered the bed in blood. She then followed me into the bathroom where we were both covered in blood. Tub looked like psyco

althom said:

I am sure BKW was not happy when you did that....

CarrieMpls said:

True. Is the best. Can ruin a mood, though, hehehe.

Help me remember to tell you the story about Winston when you're here...