I've puked on people, accidentally of course. On numerous carpets, in buckets, in my hair, in cars, and I was once sick on a friends shoes, it wasn't the shoes that made me sick. She said, "they're not that bad" I said "Do we have to discuss your shoes right now, cant you see I'm busy?" I always try not to look at it although it can be fascinating and a complete stranger could literally tell you what you had for lunch/dinner.

Anyway, Any puke stories to share?

I have to go and eat now, sorry If you're about to eat.

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[Edited 12/20/04 10:40am]

Student Union disco dance floor.

I puked while driving. I don't remember why. Just drove, with a friend of mine sitting beside me, and suddenly just puked all over me and the steering wheel.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

There was only a few of in there but it was in front of my mates' Greek friends. He said 'What the fuck are you doing?!' to which I didnt have an answer.

A kiddy ride.

I was in germany and we where at one of their many beer festivals.
I had been tanked up on beer and riding some pretty fierce rides.
I finally got pretty sick, but my friends wanted to keep going.

So I insisted that we do a kiddy ride so my stomach could settle.

It was a kiddy rollercoaster--looked kind of tame, no loops or anything.
I was at least man enough to not do it until the ride was over.

Needless to say they drove me home on a freezing cold day with the window down, and a puked a couple of times back. Hwy b-40 between Kaiserslaughtern and Sembach, Germany have drops of my chunks everywhere over the two years I was there.

Wonce, on a Once, on a trip with my family to the north, I felt sick during the ride there, and I told my mother "I think I'm going to puke"
She said "Ok, we'll stop soon".
I said "No, I'm going to puke in less than 10 seconds!"
She said "ok, we're almost there!"
Less than 10 seconds have passed, and...well, I held up to my promise

I never puked anywhere strange!!!

dude.

i puked on the side of the road, after a long airplane flight home, after a weekend of debauchery, and making my chauffer pull over so i could so

i have also puked all over myself, while in my car.... that was a night. endo is about the only who cant attest to that one seeing as he was in the car with me! :gross:

i have puked in the scummiest "bathroom" while at a very bizarre rave in the early 90's.

oh man...if i really picked my brain...i might be able to find another strange instance...but for now...i think this will suffice

Someone puked next to me on The Rotor. It was a ride at Geauga Lake where you stand against the wall, the room spins around, and the floor drops and youre stuck to the wall. I was screaming my head off because it was spreading down the wall towards me.

Tom said:

Oh God.

That's horrific.

And funny as hell.

Tom said:

omg....thats enough to start a puking fest! like in stand by me....at the pie eating contest! where enveryone starts puking on each other...

whoa dude....i dont know how u survuved that one....thats crazy!

I threw up in a shoe box on my 21st birthday.

Heavenly said:

ahh..there's nothing like trying to hold it in when it's practically in your mouth and the only thing stopping it is your teeth.ewww.

sag10 said:

You've been sick right, I'll bet you do it really politely Yoli

violett said:

Thanks Violett

ReturnOfDOOK said:

That seems like quite a good use for empty shoe boxes.

violett said:

I was witness to BOTH of those! DUDE, that car moment was so rock-star awful!

I was going to give this guy a rimjob, and right as i put my face in his ass he says:
"IT'S NOT GOING TO SMELL LIKE ROSES BACK THERE."

...and up came the lunch. So the strangest place i've puked was in someone's ass.

Lleena said:

You silly!

No, I make loud noises when I puke! bbbbbarrrrrfffff!

But mostly I

as for me:

the day AFTER a birthday a few years ago, I woke up and waited a few hours till I thought I was close enough to sober to be able to drive. So I drove a few miles to the local Taco Bell. While waiting in line, it hit. I sprinted to the bathroom and puked my guts out. I then got back in line and got some food to go.


Another bad puking incident happened at a queer bar (the saloon) in Mpls. I was rolling my head off and having a bad wave. I was standing in the back, on the 3 season patio. In the corner of this patio is a big fountain. I projectile vomited into this fountain for a good minute. as soon as I was done a rinsed with some water, sucked on an altoid and hit the dance floor

endorphin74 said:

sometimes, looking back....i cnt believe the situations that i have been in and somehow....you seem to be apart of most of those darin

violett said:

was I at the rave one too? It didn't sound familiar, but you know how that goes

endorphin74 said:

u might have been u expect me to remember?

I was sitting on the front steps with bushes to each side of the stairs. I leaned over and started puking in them and then fell right over into my own puke. hahahah it was funny, I laughed so hard while still hurling!

glamslamkid said:

I think we have a winner!

My sophmore year of college, my two other dorm buddies and I drank pretty damn close to entire bottle of Absolut in a very short amount of time. We were all laying on the floor in the middle of a dorm room passing a trash can back and forth as each of us needed to puke.

Ace said:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY...
i should get something...like a bronzed dildo or something...

glamslamkid said:

Dont tell me..then you decided to write all about in your online journal?

on my best friends birthday presents