I would like to be referred to as Captain Poopy Pants. Thanks.

senior captain poopy pants, what is your first order of business

ella731 said:

I would like to pinch out a load into my pants, thus making them poopy. Okay, here I go.....uuuuurrrrrgggggaaaaa.... ok, much better.

Now it's time to swamp the poop deck.

i don't get it. do you want us to call you ashley or do you want us to call you mary-kate? you have to pick one or the other, you can't be both.

Anxiety said:

Captain Poopy Pants. As your captain, I order you to start being funny!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Captian?

Not Sergent? Admiral? Emperor? or King?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

dude, thats all you, im NOT being involved with that nasty business

ella731 said:

As Captain Poopy Pants, I will take care of all the nasty business.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

fine. marykate-ashley it is.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

good,

Anxiety said:

(Man, that felt good!)

ReturnOfDOOK said:

is that all ya got? i've eaten heavier twinkies than that brick.

ok DOOK, gotcha!

Anxiety said:

Most women ask me that after a bedroom romp with me.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i'll avoid the requisite "creamy filling" comeback.

Anxiety said:

Oh man, that's hot! SPROING!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

thank you captain butt poop booby.

Anxiety said:

Actually, the name is....uhhh....well, that's close enough I guess.

I still like Captian Butt Plug!

I went out and bought you some of these.



and...

luv4u said:

Thank you! Now I can be Captain Poopy Pants all day and not have to worry about changing! Those diapers can hold a lot of poop.

So changing your bum with one hand and having the other hand on the puter is a real feat of the imagination.

luv4u said:

been there and seen it. it ain't no big thing. he makes it at least look effortless, but I suppose practice makes perfect.