It's in my left eye. It's very annoying. Could it be an eyelash? Could it some dust? I just don't know.

It's your finger!

silly DOOK ... its your eyeball

Just take your eyeball out, put it in a container with water and soap, shake it well, then put it back.

The more I think about it, the more annoying it is.

althom said:

I said my eye, not my butt.

If it's poop, I'm hitting you.

Mach said:

That kinda looks like a photo of a green space ship in front of a white planet / moon taken from above. I can now conclude that my eyes are from outer space.

subhuman09 said:

I WISH it was poop. Unfortunately, it's not.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Try opening your eye real wide and splashing it with lots of water.

subhuman09 said:

I'm gonna go do it right now. I'll report back in 3 minutes.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i want sum of what he is on ....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

K, I just did it. I started out with really cold water and that was mildy unpleasant. I then proceeded to warm the water up a little bit. My eye now feels SLIGHTLY better (it was dry from me rubbin it), but whatever has invaded it is still in there.

maybe its the sand man ...


http://www.humorweb.no/bi...nd_man.jpg

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Maybe it's water!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Splash lots of water in there and hold it up-keep it cold, and don't touch it.

Maybe open it and look in the mirror see if you see something stuck on your eyelash maybe?

althom said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Honey just put in a dash of salt and that will make it all better

DMSR54 said:

So the little smiley you used - - is kinda like me - it's my left eye that's closed cause there's something in it. The only difference is that my mouth isn't smiling....imagine an emoticon that combines and . That's what I look like right now.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

AAAAAwwwww pooooor baby! K I'm sorry I feel bad now SO exactly how r u typing if u can't see????

DMSR54 said:

Cindy's helping.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Is Cindy your dog?

althom said:

Actually, Cindy's my cat (seriously). And she's not really typing. Unfortunately she can't type.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Why not she did your homework for u through college

DMSR54 said:

Those claims are completely unsubstantiated. And by unsubstantiated, I mean 100% true.

Go to sleep. When you wake up, whatever it is will be sitting in the corner of your eye waiting to be removed.

The eye always rejects foreign objects.

FIML said:

How do you know it's foreign?

I bet, whatever it is, it's all American.

LMAO!!!


Is it sperm?