Me being bored and all I went to bored.com and came across this.....it's kinda funny. You can only preview part of the song....if you're not paying full price to actually send it to someone. The whole songs are 4 minutes long though. I think I might send some out as jokes. They cost about $6 per song...but if you plan on sending out more than one...it's cheaper to just get a package deal rather than purchasing them individually.

http://instasong.com/serv...=bored.com

CRASHING THROUGH YOUR HOLE,
MAKING THE YULETIDE GAY,
THROUGH THE CHEEKS I GO,
MOANING ALL THE WAY,
THE HEADBOARD BANGS THE WALL,
OOH YOUR ASS IS TIGHT,
I JUST WANNA BANG YOUR ASS,
RIGHT INTO NEW YEARS NIGHT.

OH! JINGLE BALLS, JINGLE BALLS,
JINGLE ALL THE WAY,
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE,
A BOY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
HEY!

That's the funniset site I've seen in ages. I love those schmaltzy romantic songs.

glamslamkid said:

You did it the hard way.

BinaryJustin said:

I only tried the prank song.....you know you can make the prank ones into a pretty harsh songs.

AnckSuNamun said:

PSSHAW...that's the only way to fuck a boy.

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A Very Special Night - AsianBomb777

The fire inside will keep us warm,
Outside, winter's frost will do us no harm,
It is a special night,
A very special night,
Tidings be true,
as is my love for U,
This special night we have between us,
Like your soft lips around my penis,
Ur lips around my penis,
Ur lips around my penis,

Amen.


[Edited 12/19/04 17:41pm]

AsianBomb777 said:

Stop.

Christmas comes once a yearand in many ways i find it clear
that the only thing that we all need is Love.
I want each and every one to find it near.
Let's put aside the hate and ridicule
and focus instead on hope and cheer.
Make someone happy with soft words of comfort.
Forget about hate and wrong and on this day let Love be the port.

AsianBomb777 said:

so perverted

KelleyG said:

yaaaaay! that's the truth.