Well.

Things didn't start off so well today as I trimmed a little too much off of my Bonsai trees - what started off as monitor size, ended up as Bud Light bottle sized. The chi came and got me because my bed was not positioned in the corner of the room. The chi also came and leaped into my sink and down the disposal as I never placed a... wait. If you could only see this profoundly, beautiful sunset that I am gazing upon. It is such a glorious day and I am so utterly thankful for... fuck it. I'm gonna get another Bud Light.

So, my boyfriend threw out more of my things. Why is he such an asswipe? My only saving grace is that it is Christmas and there aren't any pumpkins around. What the hell do I do in a divorce? Yep, there goes another snip off the ole Bonsai... more beer.

So, I'd like to show you a picture of me in case you missed the last few I posted. Where are my boobies? I don't know. I am such a git. I got a new poncho. No, not the kind that you wear in the rain... oh, shit. There goes more of my things. Time for another Bud Light. I am, however, seeing things in a new light and currently life is so beautiful. Each day is a stepping stone towards new horizons and... damn I dropped my beer. My kids are so beautiful, I'd like to show you yet another picture of them.

Why DoesN't PRINCE NotiCe ME?! HEY!? How many strokes does it take you to get off? I always masturbate counterclockwise unless I go clockwise. Damn. I've got to lose weight. I am such a tub. Anyone know how many sit-ups it would take to get rock-hard abs in ten minutes? The holiday's are coming up, you know! Here is a picture of my cat and here is a picture of the glorious ocean that I gaze upon every morning.

I'm listening to Prince! I looooove this song! I would do anything for him. I think he wrote this song for me. He looked in my direction once when I was at Paisley Park. If only he could see me then he would know I am the one.

Democrates rule and Republicans suck. My way or the highway. Hold on, I've got to change my Mu-mu. BANNED!

Changed.

Anyone for tic-tac-toe? It may put a virus on your computer or shut your system down, but it shall be fun.... OH...

Anyone up for SAUSAGE? No? Didn't think you could handle it.

The sky is red
The birds are blue
Just giving everyone
A little...

anyway...

How about another picture! I REALLY want a boob job! I'm just too scared! What if they turn out like FrankenTits? (NSFW)

So, yeah. I've been a chat master and I've hooked up with many. So, now... anyway... we're all leaving the org.

No, I'm leaving. Guess what? It's been ten minutes and I'm already back. Wanna see a picture of my cat? Dog? Rat? What is it with rats?

Anyhoo... Diet Coke rocks... oops, dropped my beer. I mean, Pepsi. Diet? What does asparteme do to you anyway? Here's another picture of my daughter because I think she's soooo cute.

Wanna see another picture of me? I wanna see another picture of you because I think you've changed from last week!

It seems I've got my panties in a bunch and my nuts in a hunch. I like BEER, you git.

OH! I just bought every fucking cd that was ever fucking made. Here, I'll show you a picture of it! If you think that's cool, how about a view at my extensive DVD collection!?

I'm listening to The Cult.

Gotta go.

Smooches!

The Cult had only one good song.....(didn't bother to read the rest of your post as I am too bored & tired.....)

Home of the Whopper

abierman said:

Which song?

subhuman09 said:

Forgot to add you in there.

(Just an oversite)

AzureStarr said:

'She Sells Sanctuary'

AzureStarr said:

I'll remember that when I'm crying myself to sleep.

abierman said:

'Tis a good song. Wasn't really listening to them, but I like more than just that song.

AzureStarr said:

ok

abierman said:

Sure?

not really, but since your day wasn't too well...

abierman said:

My day was fine. Why ya gotta lie?

AzureStarr said:

who's lying?

abierman said:

I know who you are now. I think. You're the guy with too much sun exposure on that one thread, eh?

AzureStarr said:

hehe.....yeah, I'm that cutie.....I was drunk!

and this is you:

abierman said:

I was probably drunk there, too!

:p

just imagine.....you & me together.....drunk & cutting your bonsai-tree....

abierman said:

Hold that thought, while I grab another beer...

[holding]

I'm getting myself a:



beer won't do it now....

[holding]

abierman said:

Actually, I got myself some water... lol. However, in about ten minutes, I may indulge a bit more...

I see that my lame thread demanded a harder drink of choice for you, though. Or, whatever... so, I may have had one, okay?

that's alright.....so what about going out tonight?

it wasn't a sunburn.....

abierman said:

You're smoooooth.

abierman said:

You dipped yourself in ketchup?

AzureStarr said:

that's me.....

you could tell me about bonsai-trees

AzureStarr said:

c'mon! who would do such a thing?

abierman said:

I could. Iffin' I knew anything about them.

but really, what are you doing at home, wherever you are?