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Thread started 12/16/04 9:20pm

theVelvetRoper

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Finish this sentence: "If I had a dick..."

"If I had a dick, I'd have a hard-on all day long."
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #1 posted 12/17/04 4:38am

Mach

"If I had a dick..."

ya mean just woke up with a dick one morning ?

i'd freak
then i'd take pics

giggle
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Reply #2 posted 12/17/04 4:42am

REDFEATHERS

If I had a dick I would fuck some pussies from the Org..
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Reply #3 posted 12/17/04 4:45am

Taureau

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If I had a Dick Turpin costume, I could go to the fancy dress pout
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #4 posted 12/17/04 4:46am

RocknRollDave

sad I'm feeling kind of inadequate at the suggestion that I don't have a dick...
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Reply #5 posted 12/17/04 4:58am

raveon2tnek

yep, i got one, and boy that fella's got a mind of his own!
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Reply #6 posted 12/17/04 7:14am

JoweeCoco

theVelvetRoper said:

"If I had a dick, I'd have a hard-on all day long."


That's not that special though, most guys have that. lol
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Reply #7 posted 12/17/04 7:15am

theVelvetRoper

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RocknRollDave said:

sad I'm feeling kind of inadequate at the suggestion that I don't have a dick...


comfort
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #8 posted 12/17/04 7:23am

1sexymf

if I had a dick, I'd write my name in the snow. lol
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Reply #9 posted 12/17/04 7:24am

RocknRollDave

theVelvetRoper said:

RocknRollDave said:

sad I'm feeling kind of inadequate at the suggestion that I don't have a dick...


comfort




Thank you. I mean, size isn't everything....is it?! bawl
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Reply #10 posted 12/17/04 7:25am

nakedpianoplay
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if i had a dick, i would love to see what it feels like to jack off... i have always wondered that
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111


love is a gift heart

an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby....
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Reply #11 posted 12/17/04 7:36am

MarieLouise

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If I had a dick, I would have to make my mind click !
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Reply #12 posted 12/17/04 7:59am

paintsprayer

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Then I would have a child named after my uncle
Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
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Reply #13 posted 12/17/04 8:01am

Novabreaker

... I'd have two.

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Reply #14 posted 12/17/04 8:02am

ella731

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I would stay home giggle
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Reply #15 posted 12/17/04 8:02am

xpsiter

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Novabreaker said:

... I'd have two.

?


You beat me to it...THAT was my answer. lol
I am MrVictor....
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Reply #16 posted 12/17/04 10:19am

HowComeYouDont
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I could flirt with the (many) gay's here on the org!! batting eyes batting eyes
The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery..
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Reply #17 posted 12/17/04 10:21am

Taureau

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If I had a dick
I'd dick in the morning
I'd dick in the evening
All ooooover this laaaaand!
I'd dick out danger eek
I'd dick out a warning omg
I'd dick out love between my brothers and my sisters headbang
All ooooover this laaaaand!
jerkoff.....drool BULLSEYE! cool
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Reply #18 posted 12/17/04 10:23am

ReturnOfDOOK

I would like theVelvetRoper to touch it....

(wait a sec! I DO have a dick....hmmmmm....)
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Reply #19 posted 12/17/04 10:24am

ReturnOfDOOK

nakedpianoplayer said:

if i had a dick, i would love to see what it feels like to jack off... i have always wondered that


It feels great. Trust me, I'm an expert.
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Reply #20 posted 12/17/04 12:03pm

subhuman09

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-penguin
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Reply #21 posted 12/17/04 12:04pm

AsianBomb777

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If I had a dick braw, I would be able to keep this big ass penis of mine from flopping around all the damned time.
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Reply #22 posted 12/17/04 12:06pm

Whateva

"If I had a dick..." eek censored censored nod batting eyes
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Reply #23 posted 12/17/04 12:10pm

Whateva

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

I could flirt with the (many) gay's here on the org!! batting eyes batting eyes


falloff I don't need a dick for that giggle
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Reply #24 posted 12/17/04 12:28pm

mdiver

REDFEATHERS said:

If I had a dick I would fuck some pussies from the Org..


If I had a pussy I would let you
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Reply #25 posted 12/17/04 12:55pm

HowComeYouDont
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Whateva said:

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

I could flirt with the (many) gay's here on the org!! batting eyes batting eyes


falloff I don't need a dick for that giggle

Well, okay.. but I could have sex with them! lol
Cause I'm single!! nana wink
The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery..
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Reply #26 posted 12/17/04 1:07pm

Whateva

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

Whateva said:



falloff I don't need a dick for that giggle

Well, okay.. but I could have sex with them! lol
Cause I'm single!! nana wink


I would be if I suddenly had a dick lol
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Reply #27 posted 12/17/04 1:10pm

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Whateva said:

HowComeYouDontCallme said:


Well, okay.. but I could have sex with them! lol
Cause I'm single!! nana wink


I would be if I suddenly had a dick lol


no no no!
What would your hubby say to that, you naughty girl?
The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery..
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Reply #28 posted 12/17/04 1:12pm

Whateva

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

Whateva said:



I would be if I suddenly had a dick lol


no no no!
What would your hubby say to that, you naughty girl?


Well I suppose he'd be the one kicking me out when I suddenly woke up next to him with a dick instead of a pussy lol
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Reply #29 posted 12/17/04 1:13pm

HowComeYouDont
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Whateva said:

HowComeYouDontCallme said:



no no no!
What would your hubby say to that, you naughty girl?


Well I suppose he'd be the one kicking me out when I suddenly woke up next to him with a dick instead of a pussy lol

falloff falloff falloff thumbs up!
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