Why is that when I pull a Christmas Cracker I always get a crappy present in it and someone else gets the good things?

Not meaning to rant, but I got a shitty tiny yellow plastic ring, and everyone else got games, a cool fan, a nice keyring and stuff like that.

Wanna swap?

I always seem to get a game where you have to get little ballbearings into little holes.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Thats called a wet dream..

REDFEATHERS said:

Maybe I should let someone else pull my cracker.

RocknRollisalive said:

But thats not the same.. Its like if you find a penny on the floor and pick it up and give it to someone else, its not lucky anymore, or you find a 4 leaf clover and give it to another person..

JDINTERACTIVE said:

your horny today

REDFEATHERS said:

YES! YES! Ohhhhh YES!

REDFEATHERS said:

Its a shiny whistle!

RocknRollisalive said:

Lame Dave, I mean Simon, I mean Da', Simon.

RocknRollisalive said:

Can I blow it?

REDFEATHERS said:

But of course!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

.... you've not seen the whistle have you?

RocknRollisalive said:

Is it a pea or ballbearing based?...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I don't know.... it just looks nice

RocknRollisalive said:

You're all crackers, the lotsa ya

RocknRollisalive said:

It tastes nice..

Taureau said:

Not at all...

REDFEATHERS said:

Remember kiss chase?!

I like the fake moustache best.



Closely followed by the miniature playing cards.

REDFEATHERS said:

...

But of course:

This is that thing where you pull the ends apart isn't it?
I'm reading the first few post thinking what the hell type of cracker, is it a fortune cookie.


This is an English thing

BinaryJustin said:

I always seem to get the ballbearing game like JD. AND I ACTUALLY SPEND 5-10 MINUTES PLAYING THE THING

And we read the jokes.

AND we wear the hats. My gran has this kinda massive white afro-style old-ladies hair, and always rips hers, but still leaves it hanging off her head

Taureau said:

The paper crowns are fun but they make your head itch after a while.
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REDFEATHERS said:

karma ?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

True true!


Hey when me and my brother were kids, we used to beg all the relaties to let us remove the little explosive paper thing from their crackers...we would then put them all together to make one MASSIVE cracker, a grannie-killer by any other name - used to effectively wake the living day-lights out of a sleeping relative.

Mach said:

that makes me feel worse!!!!

Taureau said:

That gives me an idea. My Dad would kill me though!

paintsprayer said:

you dont have them??