In a freakish turn of events it seems the possession of my ham sandwich this week, was not an isolated case. The assoicated press has reported more than a dozen cases of lunch meat possession accross the U.S. in less than 3 weeks.

In one case a partrami on rye in Toledo Ohio flipped off a semi and caused an 18 vehicle pile up on I-75. These extrordinary events may be an indication, or possibly a pre-cursor to an even more catistrophic event. Please fear for your children

revenge on the flesh eaters !!!!!

First, the mother of Christ appears in a grilled cheese, and now this??? it appears that the forces of Heaven and Hell have taken their battle to a new field: the lunchroom. Personally, I'm waiting for Saint John the Divine to appear in my bagel dog!!

JediMaster said:

Saint John on a bagel dog would be a nice change,from all the demonic possessed sandwiches

lil1 said:

Perhaps you should change delis?

JediMaster said:

I tried that already, I went to another deli to get a Philly Antichrist Cheesesteak, it chased me out of the resturant and bit a dog

Don't say I didn't warn you, when your fucking sandwich bites your lips off