This letter arrived at my apartment this afternoon, shoved under my door and written on the back of an empty Charleston Chew wrapper in what appears to be green china marker. Please keep in mind that the views and comments of Mr. Fellows are not necessarily my own views or comments:

MY BILALS HURT!!!

right out of the box, i am not the one to blame for all the smacklings and various poodle things that have been said in mallory against the condorators of this gorilla site!!! I AM NOT BLAMING!!! SO DON'T!!! DO NOT!!! there are no other reasons and the reason is, because i am flaming mad and cannot reach the things in my cabinet that are[color=darkred] impotent for these holiday times, and that is why to be banned, and it is not frangelical to my blistration at this time.

i want to critique gentricelles, but that is not the way of things in this place. i was uncrematoriously fremained from this place, with nothing but a candy cell phone and a broken belt buckle to call my own!!! i was kept from underwearing the press-on grammatesse that is my birthmark! YOU try shaving a cat when it is angry! that's what it is like!

and now - lady wants to do it gangsta style on trampoline with vampire prince - THAT'S CRAZY TALK!!! i truly do not understand this outage! my waddles are twitching like a badger's netherplace when i think of such CRAZY TALK. and at this time of year? do you know how offensive i am about this un-sense??? I AM THE HOLIDAYS!!! i am personably BEFRIENDED by this kind of hellkangaroo! DEEPLY BEFRIENDED!!!!

it is clear to me that this place is run by devil robot spiders because the signs are everywhere and this is just a hunch but you know i am always right, because i am only wrong when i make mistakes and that is the truth and you have to live with that fact for all today and if you are not careful maybe tomorrow too. what do you think of THAT? mark my words because I WILL NOT BE MARKING THEM.

there are evil cats running this place too, and they like to dance to the ketchup song and eat doo-doo. NEW YEAR HAPPY AND CHRIASTMAS NEW YEAR!!!#@!!

I'M BRIAN FELLOW!!!!



NO

That's even crazier than a Zelly post. It's like Zelly turned into a cat and took acid and then freebased catnip.

i was first.

thats crazy talk!!!

Merry Xmas!

Hush up wit that dirty talk!

Hahahahahaha!!!! Brian Fellows is the BEST!!!! Hahahahaha! One of my favorite lines:

Heather Rosenfeld: Well it's actually a "she" Doctor Fellow, or a "doe"
in goat talk.

Brian Fellow: Goats can't talk, that's crazy!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

That goat is evil!

RipHer2Shreds said:

He keeps smiling at me!

A quick snippet from one of my favorite Brian Fellow moments

RipHer2Shreds said:

Hahahahahaha!!!!

The Brian Fellow sketch is seriously one of the finest bits of comedy I have seen on SNL in YEARS!!! By far one of the funniest characters on SNL in recent memory.

I miss him...

RipHer2Shreds said:

That's so hilarious! I loved that episode...