CookieMonster said:

cheers, Gooey!

i've been a proponent of large hands myself, but i hear there's a lot to be said for fine-tuned small hands with "range"... worth exploring, i'd say!

what's a pancake, a belgian waffle, and a double dip? i have a feeling your not taking about breakfast and ice cream.

CookieMonster said:

I edited myself heavily on that one. Some people need positive gay reinforcement. Many of my friends were like that when I was 21...and even I had my own Highschool dramas as an adult. I think a lot of it has to do with as teen agers, we could not get this type of dating drama out of our system as many of us struggled until out of Highschool. Although I see this kind of stuff as an adult in my 30's too

CookieMonster said:

Okay. Since you're SO observant, what exactly was i laughing about? Was he retarded? No. Handicapped? I don't think so. I did put in my post that I WAS DRUNK. HELLOOOOO. I'd like to know if ANYONE on here at ANY time ever saw an inibriated person sit down and compose a symphony or write a novel. And i'm pretty sure I'M not the only person who has a small case of the giggles. This was posted for amusement. If you failed to comprehend that FROM the thread title, then there's nothing i can do about that. And what's so stupid about MY post? And mind you, this ISN'T the WHOLE story. i.e."PART 1" So if posted PART 2, then maybe all of you would understand. How about this....the next time you see my name next to a thread, and since i'm beginning to be taken SO seriously around here all of a sudden, just glide your mouse past it, as to not complicate my life WITH ANYMORE DRAMA I DON'T NEED. I don't mean to be bitchy, but i am not in the mood, now i MUST dram my claws. As for the little "more drama..."comment. That is what it is. But yes, i welcome drama with open arms the same way i open them and accept the ignorance and hate that i deal with on a regular basis. OH BOY, LONNIE ISN'T HAPPY UNTIL HE HAS A SHITTY DAY AND WANTS TO KILL HIMSELF. This post was intended for humor. It is the truth. Hell, it made ME laugh. But now i see, what's funny to me isn't funny to others. How about i just shut my mouth. Moderators, lock this up if you feel the need to. I have nothing more to say. See that, i CAN be serious.

Thank you! Drive Thru!

superspaceboy said:

why do i even attempt to ever be serious.

Hehehe.

No reasoning, obviously. Have 'fun' with yer thread then.

CookieMonster said:

I have a distinct feeling he might be gay.


[Edited 12/17/04 2:36am]

GooeyTheHamster said:

oh, and....

i'm still confused as to what makes me a "cunt". what did i do?

glamslamkid said:

Erm....acted...erm...like...a..cunt...?

RocknRollDave said:

Elaborate PLEASE.

glamslamkid said:

If I have to explain, I kind of think it's a lost cause...

hey, when's Pt. 2 up?????

I want more gays bashing eachother! Not that I have something against them, but this shit is funny, can't believe you guys are serious.....

abierman said:

Ow, shut up.

RocknRollDave said:

Sorry, I guess I should be a bit more constructive...

It just seems that you have taken advantage of the fact that this guy, rightly or wrongly, is obviously really into you. If you think he's a joke, leave the poor guy alone!

It's not up to me to judge, but personally, I don't get nekkid with anyone I don't have some kind of respect for. You don't seem to respect this guy, so why get nekkid with him? That just seems to not only demean him, but it's kinda selling youself short (excuse the pun ..4" hey, lucky sod, at least he can SEE his..) too.

Maybe he was expecting too much, but I think you knew what he was expecting and exploited that fact.

Go easy on the guy, if he's as ugly as you make him sound, he probably doesn't get that much attention!

Damn, broke my promise.

Bugger.

RocknRollDave said:

This is where you bond with the guy, right?

CookieMonster said:

no

abierman said:

Don't make me come over and slap yer ass.





You probably like that stuff...

RocknRollDave said:

PS. Amazing post, btw. Like it lots. I wish I had posted that yesterday, but I am the bitch from the title...sowwy.

CookieMonster said:

only if it's you, Hermie!

(people will think I'm gay.... )

abierman said:

No they won't, you Dutch redneck.

CookieMonster said:

speechless.....
[Edited 12/17/04 3:31am]

abierman said:

Aw. You edited. YOU LOVE ME! Cuz you care!

LoL

I like rednecks, silly.
YEEHAAAAA!

how can I deny????

I only edited the quote, not what I had to say!

abierman said:

Hehehe. I know you can't deny. No one can.





PS jeeeez this rehearsal of 3-19 I am listening to is SO groovy.

RocknRollDave said:

Thank You. Now i can explain myself. We already knew each other from high school. We didn't hang out or talk that much, but we still acknowledged each other. I highly doubt he had ANY feelings for me. If he did, he never said anything. He was mostly like "Hey, what's up? Have a nice day" Nothing beyond that. We just started hanging out with each other. So he was over here one night, and it was HIS idea to get sexual. I told him that i didn't do stuff like that with friends because it might cause situations. He GUARANTEED me that whatever we did wouldn't mess up our friendship. I didn't take that lightly. THAT'S why i didn't fuck him. I told myself "okay, we can play around and i'll see how THIS goes...." Now, i didn't think he had feelings for me until after, when he was mad about how i was laughing the whole time, because i was drunk, and he knew that. Shit, he was drunk too. He didn't have a problem with it when we were in the bedroom, ONLY until after he left. So that goes to show how serious he was. Then he lectures me about how "sex between 2 people is supposed to be serious." Okay. A blowjob and a rimjob hardly constitutes as full blown intercourse he was making it out to be. Then he says "you may not remember what happened because you were drunk" Sweetie, i remember EVERYTHING. I gave you 3 blowjobs, we fell asleep, he gets up, says "That's it, no more sex for you" and i'm thinking "who had sex? I didn't.". Now, if I wouldn't know prior to that whold scenario that he had ANY feelings for me, i wouldn't have done anything with him as to confuse him with me have feelings for him beyond our friendship, which i don't. Then he asks me if we could be boyfriends, i tell him "i don't think we would be a good couple. We should just be friends." and he says "yeah, you're right" Okay, this is where it gets CREEPY....After all that, he starts messaging me saying shit like "i need to get laid " "I'm horny as hell" "i need a boyfriend" "i just want somebody to hold me in their arms and kiss me at night" and i'm thinking "okay. we're friends, but he's telling me this like I'M supposed to be that person..." So i just say "Yeah. That would be nice." So now i'm POSITIVE that he's trying to hook up with me, after i said no, and he said "no more sex for me" HA. I won't lose sleep. THEN whenever i mention a guy i like or tell him i'm talking to somebody, he'll say shit like "OH hun, he's not interested" "Does he know you're black?" "Does he know what you look like?" "I don't think it would work out." "I need a boyfriend." That's creeping me out. I think he's developing one of those "If i can't have you, no one can" type attitudes, which ISN'T healthy. So i'm still being nice to him, since he seems to be making himself seem so lonely. I tell him i'm gonna ask him out on new years, and he says "he's busy. he's in college. he has a life. he'll probably be out visiting family" then i told him he told me his family disowned him, then he says "Well, he's the president of a fraternity, i highly doubt he has time for you.." and i say "well, if he has time to talk to me at night, then he MUST have SOME free time." then he messaged me out of the blue last night and said "I heard he has a boyfriend." I wish he would stop. So i say "I'll ask him the next time we talk." THEN he says "I doubt he's interested in you" and i said "If he wasn't, we wouldn't be talking every night, and he wouldn't have apologized for not being able to talk to me because he's so busy." I don't know what's up with him...So i write all about this in my Xanga,(btw..ya'll should see how i designed...there's this pic of Prince in the background and everything's all purple..i'm still working on it though....)He reads it, then tries to tell me not to write about in MY PERSONAL ONLINE JOURNAL. And i'm like "Whoa...." I tell him "I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but since i don't tell you what to write in YOUR Xanga, i'd appreciate it if you didn't tell me to do so. And you really don't have to read it" Then he's mad saying that people that know him read it and "find out shit" Like what. All i do is copy and past our conversations. That way in the rare occasion that someone reads it, they'll know the truth, instead of me typing "George said blah blah blah, and i said blah blah blah..." Then for him to lie AGAIN and say "NO no no...it happened like this." And now he's mad at me for doing that, and last night, he told me we won't be talking anymore LIKE.I.GIVE.A.FUCK. Less drama i have to deal with. He'll message me in ANOTHER 3 weeks telling me how horny and lonely he is. So i guess this is PART 2.

glamslamkid said:

I'll wait for the DVD with the bogus material.





I meant BONUS!